The fit on top is also terrible.

I always loved Taylor Negron's stand up and it was always a treat when he'd pop up in a movie or on a TV show. He stole my heart when, a couple of years back, some actor from Sons of Anarchy actor murdered his former landlady and Taylor Negron, who was her friend and also a former tenant, wrote a beautiful tribute to…

I've been to the ER 8 times to have my jaw reset after it popped out of joint when I yawned. I had surgery so that doesn't happen anymore but I'm still afraid to yawn sometimes.

Is your hometown Buffalo?

I couldn't watch the whole video of Kristen Stewart. It made me feel sick. How people still defend the paparazzi and harassment as something an actor signs up for by doing a job they love and happening to get famous is beyond me.

I just graduated nursing school so I hope to find a job as a psychiatric nurse and actually get paid to talk to crazy people rather than keep doing it for free.

Actually poodles are super smart and really easily trainable. You wanna see a dumb dog check out an Afghan.

Same here. I'm in my final weeks of nursing school and might not pass. So instead of studying I'm in the comments section on Jezebel. Thanks for snapping me out of it. Going off to study now.

Not pooping on your choice but please do keep in mind that your recovery period will be a lot longer with a c-section (it being major surgery and all) and that it's healthier for the baby to be delivered vaginally (their lungs are much better).

The part that had me laughing the hardest from The Dlisted piece: "...the Gymboree Mick Jagger, Harry Styles..." followed closely by " While looking like a hobo Beetlejuice, Harry got locked in an intense conversation..."

The second most depressing part of this story? How little drive by shootings shock us anymore. We live in a society where a person getting so enraged by something as ultimately inconsequential as traffic that he (or she, but usually a he) feels justified in shooting at people and these events are so frequent we barely…

Mothers still do the lion's share of the parenting.

That wax statue of Selena Gomez looks like a combo of her and Judy Garland.

What makes her a supermodel as opposed to just a regular model?

Oscars officially became meaningless to me the day Julia Roberts won one.

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I've just finished up clinicals on the vascular wing at a hospital. I quit smoking 5 years ago and have hated it since. I never realized it would be a deal breaker until I saw these people whose health was tanking due to cigarettes who would not quit smoking. I have no desire to fall in love with someone only to watch…

I had a friend (a record geek at that) say the exact same thing to me once. I didn't debate him as I was too dumbfounded that with his encyclopedic knowledge of music there was not a single female singer he liked.

That first sentence I put in quotation marks? That's your words. "they belong out in the nature, not living with humans." <- A direct quote from you.

Oh God! That makes my string of emotionally stunted, narcissistic guitar players sound tolerable.