Real news organizations should make clear that they won’t hire from Fox News (ignoring antitrust issues). Nobody should be able to trade up from Fox News to a real network.

I live in New York too but shouldn’t the headline be “NY’s Subway Is Still Fucked” since you’re a national publication?

How is this not filed to “THIS IS SO STUPID”?

Ah yes, the famed doctrine of presidential infallibility. 

So Lutz Evers Ford is really tilda swinton who is really thom yorke. So confusing. 

I’ve read it three times and have no idea what it’s saying.

“Title IX means respect” means nothing and teaches less. 

I like best of 5, win by 2, with the 5th set as a tiebreak if it’s 2-2. So best of 5 unless someone wins the first two sets. 

I don’t think anyone thinks it’s worse, just that it’s a perfect distillation of the outrageousness of your first two bullet points. 

This is a great blog — well done.

It’s like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic but maybe it wouldn’t have hit the iceberg if it sailed two weeks earlier.

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

Also it doesn’t because we are so stupid, but when the government paid for most of the Marlins assets, the first amendment should come into play and prevent shit like this.

No way — she would never make a false claim.

no

They are 10-11 after a win. Isn’t that definitionally mediocre?

Frozen French onion soup is very good. Fine in microwave, better in oven.

It would be so USA if this dooms his nomination — not the Islamaphobia or everything else worse and more substantive.

Could be the first time someone’s called on the Germans to DEFEAT the forces of evil.

This lawsuit makes no sense. The injured party wouldn’t be NFLX shareholders but the IRS. If the bonuses weren’t real bonuses, then NFLX should owe more tax. They’re still allowed to give bonuses that are easily achieved, they just may be taxable. I don’t get it.