But seriously, the DH sucks. Pitchers hitting should be cherished, whether they’re Cubs or Colon.

...since 1924...in the same year? same game? or like, there have only been 2 total since then? Not being a dick, genuinely curious.

I think we just did... :(

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Also

Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

Wish I could up my price to get $100 every time I closed my eyes and swallowed...

Can you still call him ignorant if he backed up his heckling by sinking the put? He’s still loud and brash, but I don’t know that you can call him ignorant if he actually backs up his claims.

Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow.

How do you not do the Bull Dance after hitting that putt? Amazing restraint.

I could hide a lot of cans of beer under those jeans

Another good Getty photo:

He’s never been that close to actual black people before.

lol. it kinda looks like he’s watching the game on the jumbotron. in which case, did he have a brief realization a nanosecond before the hit where he was like “whoa that dumb fuck staring up into the sky is about to get lit up!” or “whoa that guy looks kinda like me!”

Every single mid-80s-birthed person I know are certain they’re Millennials.

Yes you are. Generation begins in 81.

A lot of mid-80s births don't seem to realize they're Millennials.