I loved how A.J.'s tagline completely undermines Forrest's entire premise.

Bill Burr had a pretty funny bit about guns for self-defense on his last bit. I'd repeat it but I can't do it well.

I blame TV critics. They came out praising it as brilliant and groundbreaking, and when anyone found it otherwise (personally, I found it boring and tonally all over the place), they yelled sexism.

I'd have to look over the episode list but honestly I think the whole season is worth watching.

I'm not talking about "internet commenters"— I'm talking about professional writers who are paid for their opinion on television openly rooting against and denigrating Nic Pizzolatto before the show even aired. I'm talking about people who rush to defend other showrunners from personal attacks engaging in their own.…

Isn't it funny how the Internet TV Critic Hivemind falls all over itself fawning over TV as a "writer's medium" when talking about Vince Gilligan, David Chase, David Simon, David Milch, Matthew Weiner, Dan Harmon, etc., but an article like this about True Detective has to be prefaced with the "We Are Already Decided…

Good to know the Internet's TV Critic Hivemind still finds any reason they can to break the knives out for Nic PIzzolatto.

Really? I hope so!

I wish I hadn't read that. I'd rather go into an episode (especially the finale) not knowing what the reviews will be.

The show is literally Forrest's crack cocaine.

I think this is a way better answer than anything anyone else said. At the end of S1 it was clear that Suzanne was aware of the show. I think she made him choose, he chose the show, and she has no more patience for whatever terrible things he does because of the show.

And then Forrest goes back to jail, and then Forrest gets shivved.

It's in California; they've been pretty explicit about it. Forrest lives in the L.A. area; Suzanne and Eric moved to San Francisco after season 1.

Ahh, I just made a joke like this before I scrolled down! I didn't think anyone else cared about the suitability of "Colt" as a name to a Great White Hope quarterback from Texas!

Cuthbert will appear as a love interest for Kutcher’s character, Colt, who returns to work on his family’s ranch after realizing that there are only two things you can do in life when you’ve been saddled with the name of a kind of horse. (The other, of course, being to star in a 3 Ninjas movie).

I was not interested in this, then I heard Paget Brewster was involved, and I became quite interested.

I remember the first time I read through this thinking, "I like to think I know my character actors, but who the hell is Coates Boone Flanagan?"

Hey, anyone else notice we got another scene from the title credits this week? Rick zapping Morty, both in the super-suits.

Bob and Ron in that header photo remind me of Beavis and Butt-Head.

"You’re my children, and you’re all wonderful."