Well, running away from Dan Snyder would mean quitting. Gruden mostly just blames his players to the media for anything that goes wrong.

I'll defend the onside kick: With the new overtime rules, a recovery puts the Seahawks at mid-field in a situation where a field goal wins the game. If they fail, but can hold the Rams to a field goal (or less, of course), they still get the ball back.

Two negative comments vs. 41 likes. Considered. Christ, if only the things I said were that well-received more often.

The lengthy qualifications of your bugaboos and hobby horses can easily be contained within a constructive comment, not as a thesis of good, and right, interneting.

I'm going to cheat and say five because that's as far as I could cut it:

Great, so we agree. Then why are we arguing?

Hee hee… why?

Wow, who pissed in your Cheerios? I expressed nothing but total praise for Emily's reviews this year, and the footnote was a light-hearted joke thematically relevant to the show she's reviewing.

I think Review has gotten a lot more critical attention than Big Time, which I think is the sort of thing CC does care about.

Wow, that is… elaborate. But hilarious the more I think about it. I'm going to have to look for the logo now.

What did you mean when you said, "Feel my scales, donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey"?

I still don't know the words except for "park bench."

Jay Pharaoh — Lacrosse — Jackie Robinson of Douchebags

"Fuck rhyme. We'll just go with 'day.' Night and day. Bada-bing, bada-boom, it's done."

I'm still amazed that the band is named Fleetwood Mac, given that I'd bet that if you polled the public to name one member, "Stevie Nicks" would be the most popular answer, and if you polled them to name two members, "Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham."

My favorite fake/dumb pun name for a coffee shop is Don't Trust the B… in Apartment 23's "It's Just Beans", because, what?

Vote for Obama.

For a long time I thought Kris Kristofferson was just some actor from the 70s. I knew nothing of his work as a musician.

I get Tom Berenger and Tom Sizemore confused because they're both named "Tom." Even though Sizemore looks more like a heavy and Berenger looks like he should play the lead in the eventual movie about Donald Trump's presidential run.

They also stand stage right / camera left on "Evaluate", and A.J. is wearing a different outfit for all three shows.