Also, you still can't convince me the Montreal Expos logo isn't a capital "JL".

Had no idea the judge from Justified and Milton from Office Space were both played by the same actor.

So THAT's what "Holy Diver" was about.

Eh, eh….
…malto bene.

It would probably end up with Forrest trying to find another A.J. Gibbs in the continental United States and see that person naked.

Enlisted was apparently really popular on military bases, too. Really a bummer that Fox didn't give it any support.

What rough contestant, its Bonus Round come at last,
Slouches toward the puzzle board to choose three consonants and a vowel?

I feel like, between this Ferrell thing and Seven Days in Hell, we're headed for a Sporcle quiz one day that's "Match the former SNL star with the title of his made-for-TV sports spoof and the sport it spoofs!"

Ha. While I think A.J. could easily be comfortable with nudity, there's a difference between being comfortable naked and being comfortable with Forrest McNeil seeing you naked and then reviewing the experience of seeing you naked.

I would love to see something like, say, a viewer writing "What's it like to see A.J. Gibbs naked?", then Forrest vetoing it out of chivalry (or because A.J. makes him), and the next review comes in… Bam! Suicide.

Her reaction to Forrest's "No, I don't think I manifest stress outwardly" was just perfect. She's able to convey so much from such little movement of her facial features.

You want to stick your head up the butcher's ass… but only if it's your bull… huh?

"Welcome to Veto. I take life experiences you suggest, and veto them. That's it. That's the whole show."

So anyone who reads my comments regularly has probably seen me lament the present-day state of art criticism and the critical culture, wherein a checklist of progressive ideals becomes a metric for quality (many of which I support in real life, but don't require in my art for my art to be good), or worse, a reviewer…

I was really hoping six stars would get the veto, just to underline Forrest's insane sense of logic, but in its own way, Assess and Evaluate were even better manifestations of this idea.

You'll always be alone again!

I believe that actually says "Jerkin Me Gherkin", which suggests some Jamaican-themed masturbation pornography, possibly with jerk chicken involved.

I did it all 'cause I'm shitty
(come on)
I'm shitty
(come on)
So you can take my CDs
And stick 'em up your (ass)
Stick 'em up your (ass)
Stick 'em up your (ass)
Stick 'em up your

It's not a film, but I was trying to think of the funniest example I could, and my first thought was American Dad's "Escape from Pearl Bailey." Bonus because it contains TWO separate revenge tales in 22 minutes.

"Last Exit to Springfield" does everything right and has no wasted moments. It's hard for me to pick another one.