Ugh, I HATED that movie. Julia Roberts tries to break up the titular wedding because she's completely self-centered and has decided the grass is greener. And we're supposed to root for her.

Not nearly as insufferable as someone whose fandom leads him to lash out at anyone with a different opinion.

But see, all the internet TV critics can read Nic Pizzolatto's mind and have deep insight into his personality, so they know that any moments of humor or levity in True Detective are entirely by accident, and a mark against the show, not for it.

Yeah, in all actuality, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense that a teenager would find this song more scandalous than "Longview", given that the latter was a popular single, and it's not really obvious it's about masturbation until they use the word "masturbation" at the very end. "All By Myself" seems…

I've had a pretty big crush on Paget Brewster ever since ARCtU— I may have even watched a couple episodes one recent night while I was drunk for that reason.

I think my favorite phrasing in the whole song, though, is "upstand the law."

Yeah, I think it's maybe their best late-period album.

I can see Seth's first draft now:

I went to a wedding in 2009 where the bride and groom were very insistent that "Gabrielle" be played at the reception as much as possible.

One of my favorite Internet Jukebox choices if I find myself at a bar I hate.

It's weird that Marah was so scandalized by this song when "Longview" was much more explicitly about masturbation

Mike Dirnt's bass is a really underrated key to Green Day's success.

We like to refer to "Ashram Kitchen's Prank'd."

I have one of those friends. Now I need to see The Book of Mormon so I can properly use this.

I also like to respond to my or others' tendency to bump into things with "Lobo would have that problem every day in real life."

My brother and I have taken to using "Hey, brother" in Buster's voice to answer the phone when the other calls. Occasionally we justify something by saying "We're brothers. And we kind of like each other."

I have a friend named Robert who looks like a 30-year-old Bobby Hill but acts more like Dale Gribble. I've probably used "Damn it, Bobby" about once a day on average for the last seven years.

"Hey stupid, I brought you this stuff! Oh, I mean, hello, Marzipan!" is a tough one to sell well.

Man, I love this sketch so much.

"Do I frighten you? … Do you want me to?"