Tonight I'm going to compile a list of all the questions I'd love to have asked during his online Q&A (scheduled for tomorrow). Then I will dream of the nightmare his (true thoughts) answers would give him and, for good measure, the horror on the faces of the PR people as they rush to spike the questions before he…

Now we're being compelled to submit to hype for three of these, as a therapy alternative to basket weaving, I'm going to 'fan'[hate] fic a prequel AND sequel sandwiching EL James (ick).

Well at lease for Parts II and III, they can legit bill them in advance under "genre - Comedy" because according to reports, there was a lot of (I expect, unintentioned) laughter from even the diehard fans. New spin *alert* - apparently "they wanted to undercut the 'sexual tension'". It's all such a joke, but yet I…

Dornan's people ought to probably restrict his access to rope until this is all over.

Typical Hollywood, couldn't settle for one Anastasia style "Crap"… not even just the ubiquitous "Double Crap". oh no, they have to goooo way "down there" with three Crap movements in quick succession. Can't we lace the Universal drinks machine with Imodium, please!

I followed John Cusack for a bit years back. I made one tweet to someone else, no @ him, saying I agreed with them that he was a bit passive aggressive needy creepy with selected women followers. 2 hours later Cusack follows me so he can dm me to ask "you mean I'm batshit?". Left him hanging for a bit then gave an…