it’s friday and 45 minutes until work ends and I laughing like an idiot because life is beautiful.

i’m a “professional” “adult” and i can not. stop. laughing. i had to walk outside because there were literally tears in my eyes. but it was shift change... AWKWARD. then i laughed again.

Obvs because CROTCH ROCKETS.

Agreed. Key and Peele were more after “there are dudes pushing women to act a certain way and describe it as “liberation” when really its just more male gaze that they can profit from."

Henceforth all tampons will be renamed SPACE DYNAMITE. <3

I’m not sure what I love most about this sketch: the return of Shaboots Michaels and T-Ray Tombstone, or the faux-TED talk setting. Especially the way they opened it: “What if we told you that for one week of the month, HALF OF THE WORLD was in pain?”

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If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

“everybody was getting tattoos and I was like, well,...” is kind of the entire story of the current tattoo trend.

When customers want a refund, their response is anything but measured. I’ve had customers accuse me of “facilitating corporate genocide” for describing a returns policy. American shoppers cannot distinguish between $64 (which is a really shitty thing to lose, I agree) and the Armenian Holocaust.

So Lululemon = Scientology - aliens + yoga pants? That’s what I’m taking from this.

She should get, “I should’ve Googled it before getting it tattooed on my body forever,” tattooed on her body forever.

You can both be right AND both be pervs. You can truly have it all, don’t you see?

Yeah. “Jumped through hoops” as in hiring attorneys and taking them to court, but definitely NOT as in taking a good look in the mirror and trying to be a better human being. Any father who would allow his kids to go to jail if they won’t see him deserves never to see them again.

saying the father had “jumped through hoops” to have a relationship with his children.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

That’s greycist! #notallgreys

Presenting an erect penis ... is actually an indicator of submission, and a behavior that’s unique to spotted hyenas.

Since when has feminism meant that women had to be just like men???