Just watch Rose with Bette Midler.

Filner said in a statement he wants to leave office to harass women in the private sector now.

The part that blows me away about all this (and yet, is so so predictable) was how long these negotiations took (I think I heard they started Monday?). I picture it something like this:
Lawyer: Bob, this is some seriously heavy shit. You need to resign.

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

I totally thought Lolita was about some slutty teenager who seduced her step father and ruined his life — until I actually read the book. Spoiler alert: she's not.

Joan Cusack in her role as the cockroach-crushing agent in Where the Heart Is. I need her to play that character again. I *need* it. A university would be the perfect place for it, too.

Tonight's Forecast:

The moment I heard Blurred Lines, the first thing that popped into my head was "lawsuit." Because it's so obvious that Thicke and Co. ripped off the hook from Got to Give It Up. They will settle out of court, but I am still 100% TEAM GAYE and you can take that anyway you want to.

It is possible to hate the game, not the players. I hate tipping. I hate that restaurants get away with paying their workers nothing because they foist that responsibility onto me. I hate seeing other customers lord their tipping rights over some exhausted server, demanding that their toes be sucked- they seem to…

What Does Tipping Have to do with Sex and Power?

According to CNN, the olinguito was in a pen of olingos (the close relative zoos thought the species was originally) and wouldn't breed, stymying the zookeepers, until now. Quote from Kristofer Helgen, curator of mammals at the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History: "It wasn't because she was fussy, it was…

This isn't even Wieland's first lawsuit.

Last year he asked a court to keep his wife and daughters from going into Walmart because they started selling deviled eggs.

Imagine if these people devoted the same amount of energy towards helping kids that have already been born.

Ok, I'm normally the "OMG, someone was snarky about weight, BURN THEM" type of person (having had bariatric surgery myself), but I don't know that we can really judge by a sibling relationship. Siblings are complete assholes to each other. That said, it wouldn't surprise me to find out JR was a dick, but we don't…

I had my iPhone vaccinated and it doesn't do that now.

My milke-shakes bringeth all the younge men to the yard.

Seth MacFarlane is only funny to the kind of idiots who seriously think that "political correctness" has run rampant and like to say so constantly. His brand of immature humor is popular because it requires nothing more than an understanding of racial and sexual stereotypes and a willingness to create lines that are…

It shouldn't take training to realize that groping, attempting to kiss, and making lewd comments to one's employee is not okay, to put it mildly.

Note to Florida prosecutors: THAT'S how you deal with a criminal.

Ugh, why doesn't she just get Diva Cup earrings already? They're soooo much better, you guys!