On our way to the capital via train (top), make sure to cross Bixby Creek in Big Sur (bottom).

HELLO WISCONSIN!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??

Okay, that made me laugh. Mostly because she clearly didn't want to bother Matt Damon or propose marriage or fuck up the shoot. It started out as a fun day out and as obstacles popped up it turned into a quest of "we have invested this much of our time and dignity into seeing Matt Damon and by God WE WILL SEE MATT…

We haven't seen it yet, but here are ten reasons we're thinking of buying tickets:

Paladin, meet Atlas. Atlas, like you, is a man carrying a heavy burden.
His is the world. Yours, it seems, is the clitoris.

I worked at a DV agency and we had a "lethality" assessment, and strangulation/choking was a huge red flag that a batterer is capable of homicide (they all are, really). I just put this out there for the larger Jezebel audience, if you are/have been choked/strangled, you are at high risk for being killed. 800 799…

Hmm.

I went to a place once that expected me to pay for my own food and beverages while someone else took care of "decor, photography, attire" and the rest.

It was called a restaurant.

I found the whole thing incredibly gauche, so I never went back.

I believe in my right to Choos. Jimmy Choos.

Oh yeah, Ems? Are your shoes made of lentils, too?

As someone who has spent 13 years in the company of be-Speedoed men, I would like to put forth an alternative to the traditional weenie-strangler.

"Despite the President's promise to stand up for gay rights and oppose discrimination with written legislature back during his campaign in 2008, LGBT America hasn't really seen any movement that'll com to anything"

I love how this is Obama's fault and he's stalling. It's not your reps in Congress, it's not like you should be contacting them and holding their tails over some coals-nope, it's that durned Obama. Everyone's favourite disappointing boyfriend. He had such potential but dammit, he's just not what you thought he would…

Well, you know what exposed elbows lead to...

There are many different possible consequences of sex.

The difference is that if a woman ducks out of parenting, there's no kid. No one suffers. If a man ducks out of parenting, there are still diapers to change and daycare bills to pay, and the child suffers if those things aren't done. It's unfair because of biology, not because of the legal system.

You're also forgetting that men lie. (Well, both men and women are capable of lying, but hear me out.)

Child support is about the child, not about the mother. Child support determinations are made (much like custody and visitation determinations) using the "best interests of the child" standard. Once a woman decides to bring a pregnancy to term, has the baby, and begins raising that child, a man's rights to be free…

You keep talking about unplanned pregnancies when everything was done right, and while those do happen, and they suck if they do, the chance of a pregnancy occurring when the couple is properly using birth control drops so drastically that those types of unplanned pregnancies are extremely rare. Proper condom usage,…

It's NOT the same because that's not how the real world works. Most of the time a woman does not know (even if maybe she should know better) she will not have her partners support. Additionally, it's never going to be equal because a man can walk away much more easily than a woman can. Abortions cost A LOT. Birth…

"Don't worry, dude. In about 13 years, I won't want anything to do with you, either."