Talking about how your brain works is often the precursor to demonstrating it actually doesn't.

People beam down from the transporter room! I know they don't have to, but if you're beaming security in, why are they hanging out on the holodeck?! GAWD.

See, that's what I've never understood about lesbians. How do they decide which one gets to wear the black lingerie and which one wears the white lingerie. Do they trade off? Is it like chess where one of them puts part of each set in a hand and the other one chooses? Or in every relationship is there one good lesbian…

I once wrote a note to my college roommate that went something like: just letting you know, I used the last of your conditioner for my shower. I know it's really expensive and you were probably going to use it before going out this weekend. Really sorry, my hair was so dry and that stuff so rich.

Honestly, in my opinion appropriate outrage and shame does the job. When he makes some joke like "are you on your period or something?!" just stare him in the eyes, calmly, blatantly without shame. Then say something like "are you that fucking ignorant? I'm embarrassed you would even say that." There's no perfect…

HOLD UP. WHERE IS THE NAKED ARCHERY?

Oh yay; we're analyzing Portia Degeneres' looks. Again. And so soon after she's talked openly about her anorexia and her anxiety at such intense public scrutiny about her looks, too.

I don't care about any of it, I think she is fantastic. I love Betty Draper, and I think January Jones kicks ass playing Betty Draper. Maybe she is a one-trick pony, I don't give a crap. The pleasure I get from her character, and from the way she plays the character and the way she looks and the way she shot those…

Yeah but just when we're about to give up, we'll find that the perfect rom com of our dreams was right in front of our faces all along, right? RIGHT?!

C'mon dude, the totalitarian feminist police state has better things to do than pay for your blind dates. Why, after paying for all those government-sponsored recreational abortions and building male detention camps in every city, we've hardly got hardly a dime left over!

Courtney Stodden made a sex tape?!

James Franco reviews "Citizen Kane"...

Not so much "hot button" as "ridiculous" comment. First of all, women are not the only ones being sexually assaulted in the military. Second, the solution to "women are being assaulted in the military, and very little is being done to punish the perpetrators" is NOT "take women out of the military." Are you joking?…

I actually love how they deal with Jess's sexuality on New Girl. She flat out admits that she's horny and wants sex often—they don't treat her like some delicate mysterious flower.

On the one hand, if it means smoother sailing for gay rights then I don't really care why they're doing it. On the other hand, their economic policies and their misogyny are still terrible, so I really don't want people to suddenly start thinking it's ok to vote for them.

Okay now, next we need to make them see that it would be convenient for Republicans to support a woman's right to choose... Baby steps, people.

I wonder how (right-wing) Americans feel when they hear that the British Prime Minster who is a Conservative (right-wing) is pro-choice and supports marriage equality, here in the UK he is hated by so many for being too right-wing (which he is) and the Republican Party is viewed as the same as the BNP (far right-wing…

Logical Fallacy: they don't kill people. They-more rarely than I'm sure you'll believe-perform abortions, or terminations if the a-word is too loaded for you, and provide birth control options for people who, in a shameful number of cases for a supposedly first world country, literally have no where else to turn.

I'm reminded of the wise words of Toby Ziegler: "No one ever looks like Joe McCarthy, sir, that's how they get in the door in the first place."