Someone’s been Armadiddling.

There is a company in my home town that sells the most delectable coconut almond milk on the planet. Super fresh, unpasteurized. They sell at farmer’s markets and I think they ship within CA. La Vie, or DrinkLavie or something like that. Sorry for the shameless plug. I’m not a company shill I swear. I’m just addicted.

“everybody was getting tattoos and I was like, well,...” is kind of the entire story of the current tattoo trend.

Yeah. “Jumped through hoops” as in hiring attorneys and taking them to court, but definitely NOT as in taking a good look in the mirror and trying to be a better human being. Any father who would allow his kids to go to jail if they won’t see him deserves never to see them again.

Right?! “And then she was arrested for arson” is the only logical ending to this story.

“...Only wanted...to have a baby in order to collect child support”

Meh. I’m just happy they’re all going to have to forfeit the “traditional marriage” trope soon. You wanna fight for the right to sell your prepubescent daughters for some sack cloth and a couple of goats? Just like in the bible.

They may be doing well but their production workers are not. We get cheap clothing, but they get labor and human rights violations. Clothing costs money to produce. If your clothing brand puts their entire emphasis on how cheaply they can make it, it usually means someone else is paying the cost.

Did anyone else see the documentary called “Just Eat It”? I highly recommend watching it. They addressed the fallacy that sellers use about potential lawsuits - apparently there is a law protecting anyone who donates food in good faith. Something like that.

Wow. Your article could have been written by this guy.

She is excellent at goofball physical comedy, so the roles she has played often include that element. Other than that I wouldn’t say she has been typecast. (typecasted? typcassedted?)

Clark is so good! I’m embarrassed that I care about him winning! Seriously, he is legit talented and an amazing singer, with a very unique perspective. The other two sound just like everyone on the radio so of course one of them will probably win.

Ugh. This sounds just like art school. All the chick has to do is stand there while a bunch of future baristas talk about “authentic intent” and “juxtaposition.” Easy A.

OhMyGod. I had never written to a politician before but I sent W a postcard. It had a touristy picture of my town, and on the back I wrote: Dear Leader of the Free World. It’s “new-clear” not “nuke-yeller.” If your finger is on the button, you should try not to sound like an idiot.

Stupid people: At a local sushi place that is mega popular, usually a line out the door. Of course, all orders are made by hand so it takes a while to get your food. Just as we were being seated, a woman was leaving with her (very embarrassed) date, yelling at the waitstaff and the chefs on the other side of the bar.…

YES. Born and raised here, will probably stay. But I will never be able to afford to buy a house here unless I find some way to make over 200k/year. As a single mom, that’s unlikely anytime soon. The coastal town where I live has rents higher than a Manthattan apartment, and still climbing. Add drought restrictions…

We have to start by not calling it “domestic violence” as though it is somehow just part of normal domestic life. If someone is assaulted in their home, the perpetrator needs to be arrested and charged with assault. Period.

This chair~!!

Kristen Stewart!

I didn't say no, I said "yes" but I meant no.