Sounds like Ketamine.

It's free in California.

YAY!

You have a generous soul.

Caught it for the first time last night - here are my mini impressions:

"We do got Girls, " This hurts my grammar-police bone. Ouchies.

Faceted teardrop labradorite - Gorgeous!

Ah, the "Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner" face.

Too bad "flickr" is already taken.

Expensive restaurant. While ordering, argued with and berated the waiter, and then the chef, about how his steak ought to be cooked. Dude, you are so not getting laid.

I'll have a Grande Sodomite Semen Soy Half Caff with extra foam.

I am usually SO not into celebrity gossip but the whole Jolie/Pitt/whatsername thing has always bothered me in the way it's just assumed that they cheated. I remember an interview with Jolie early on in that whole shitshow where she said something like "I don't need to be with married men, I have plenty of…

I'm a single mom, and I am very attracted to certain committed married men who are dedicated fathers. And yet, I would never pursue any of them because if they so much as express mild attraction to me, or anyone else for that matter, they would then become the kind of partner I would never want, ie one who would…

Nope. She literally said both "I'm not a feminist" and "I believe in equality." Feminism is the belief in equality.

Jobs? They should be home pushing out babies. ;)

It helps if, when you start out, you have lips like Keira Knightly.

Dear Police,

"Some of my best friends are Redskins."

You should read the Bloody Jack book series. Total badass girl pirate.

The best Jan Hooks sketch: