Yes. I was about to post that I have a crush on this sentence.

Ok if that's true, then that's a long time. I just got the sense that people weren't calling this in as an assault. Did the police know it was an active assault? Or was it just called in as "naked man on drugs?" The BART worker in the booth never used those words. She said something like "they need to get the SFPD…

They're in the Holodeck because that's where the donuts are.

Ok. When I first commented I'd hadn't watched the video. Because, ew. But after watching it I still think it was probably first called in as "naked guy in subway," which the cops would prioritize lower if they had something else going on. The BART worker called again after she had the first woman safely in her booth.…

How is that shameful? Don't blame the police. They can't be everywhere at once. The actions described above seem as though they could have taken place in under a minute or two. The cops aren't standing on the Holodeck waiting to be beamed to the scene of any/all crime at all times.

“If this is so, where are the close to 15 billion eviscerated carcasses?”

This is just to say / if this poem had been written / by the wife instead / it would have been tossed in the bin / alongside the delicious / sweet pit

Ok I do agree somewhat, and don't really like those Mr. Hamm posts.

Any of the above causes, or a random stroke. My favorite cousin died that way 2 years ago. Still breaks my heart.

Yes. Also true. Crabs, lice, and cootie germs aplenty. Annnd I need a shower.

"to suggest that waxing your nethers is absolutely pedophillic or just a porn technique also seems a little suspect, especially given the wealth of classical art that omits pubic hair"

It's problematic to use bare vulvas in classic art as any kind of feminist argument for waxing. Artists used prostitutes as models, and those women shaved in order to market themselves as pubescent.

SO much love for Camryn Manheim.

When my girl was little I retrained myself from actual swear words to trying to make up colorful nonsensical phrases that would make us both giggle. Bonus points if they started out with the consonant of the word I was really tempted to use. Super bonus points if they were shouted in a very bad fake Australian accent.

Sorry if my boredom came off as passionate loathing. That was not my intention.

You should get tattoos of these.

I didn't say the only reason was rebellion. I said the reason used to be rebellion. Bikers and prisoners got tattoos, so nice kids from the 'burbs started getting them to be edgy. Now everyone and her grandmother has them, so maybe the new edgy thing will be to not get any. One can dream.

"and subjecting them to solitary condiment"

Ugh. I'm super tired of tattoos. I can't be the only one. They used to be a mark of rebellion, now they're just another point of conformity.

I totally agree. My family is not religious, and really doesn't do funerals. Not even for my father. A few years later we floated his ashes at sea but that's it.