It’s not my fault Obama ruined the world.

I guess Trudeau figures that if he puts a guy like this in charge nobody will notice his general apathy towards the military and it’s obligations.

I’m no expert, but it looked like the big guy was mildly annoyed and nice enough to not kill the pesky little guy.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

“Hi, I’m John Davis! This expensive sportscar we’re testing at 30mph doesn’t have cupholders, and fuel economy is much lower than a Honda Civic!”

so you’re the guy who writes those “dear top gear” letters?

Excellent - all I need is your bank account information. I live in a palace in Nigeria, will that be a problem?

You’re fun at parties, aren’t you?

My shit = lost

Yeah... uh, no.

I used to play the sh*t out of x-wing and tie fighter!

As an engineer who is forced to deploy his skills in the “real” world (incredibly dull), I applaud your effort.

Otherwise known as “The Internet.”

The biggest problem was that the TIE Fighter could only take two blaster hits from an X-Wing before being destroyed. If you were in an X-Wing or A-Wing as shown below, this was a good thing:

Nice catch. Love the X-Wing novels.

Those books were the shit.

I always loved the TIE Interceptor. *shrugs*

You forgot to explain what a “roll of film” is.

Well, his first mistake was tying time travel to speed. He shoulda just had a huge red button or something. The only reason for the 88mph was for dramatic effect, as there was no other reason offered in the movie.

Bus Stop? They crashed into a Fotomat!