I really wish people would stop bringing up the whole 'oooh, the only reason the cartoon exists is because EVIL CAPITALISM!' as if that has anything to do with anything or in any way takes away from the all-around awesomeness of the show (hint: it doesn't). Seriously - name me a single Saturday morning cartoon that…

Or those taut, waxy, of-some-kind-of-vague-Europeanness pale butt cheeks.

He's VERY… SENSITIVE.

I cannot tell you.  It's confidential.

He's the Pug Acting World's answer to Ernest Borgnine.

Well, she IS your future wife.