See, but nobody who wasn’t there actually “cares,” Hamilton. Not any more. It happens too often for people to spend much time processing it. If they live nearby, they might contribute a stuffed animal or a candle to the memorial pile of garbage and take a picture of the garbage pile for their Instagram account. They…

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

“Olivia Jade did not complete the membership process.”

I missed or consciously ignored whatever a Papa Roach is, but the tweet and headline are falsely targeted. It’s almost certainly the Venue that did this, as they are usually responsible for local marketing.  If this were a tour poster, sure, fire away.

Here’s my top ten things I would do to that Tesla if it was my lawn:

Next time tuck it under the windshield wiper... takes them longer to find it, and the results speak for themselves!

Joule thief!

Our old house was next door to the community pool, and people would park on our lawn during busy swim meets.

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

It would help if the Inhumans weren’t just... evil. Like really, the comics tries to write them as the good guys, but they’re just categorically evil. They run a monarchy that exposes populations to terrigen gasses against their will, a gas that’s been proven toxic to mutants, and not all Inhumans come out okay.

Fuckin’ Inhumans, man...

I have a hard time believing that many politically disengaged people will be stirred to action because a dry bureaucrat may have implied that he would have indicted the president for obstructing an investigation into an underlying crime he apparently didn’t commit but for an arcane, decades old OLC memo. 

I’ve got better things to do tonight then not donate for this!

A 128oz bottle of Aloe will be a featured item on Prime day so they can sooth that burn.

Feels kinda hypocritical to run all these posts about how evil Amazon is on a site that runs the Inventory’s “Here’s what’s on sale today on Amazon” post every day.

How Amazon Will Trick You Into Buying More on Prime Day

So not this ? 

As a restaurant manager, if any server tried this they would be slowly worked off the schedule until they either sucked it up and did their job or moved to an “on call” position. I’m not moving around the floor plan everytime you have a problem with a government worker.