If they were smart instead of preloading select games they should’ve made this to buy PS One Classics from PSN. Charge like $20 for the hardware and people would spend well over $100 getting the games they wanted.

I also felt their Exclusive Sneak Peek at the broadcast premiere of World War Z was...poorly timed.

Full disclaimer: I’m not the “biggest Diablo fan,” but this whole thing isn’t about Diablo, it’s not about Diablo IV (as games-journalists would want you to believe), it’s not about the announcement/non-announcement of any game whatsoever.

The thing is unlike Nintendo which is generally bad at rereleasing things on platforms people actually own. Sony is good, phenomenly so at this. They realized a decade ago people like these old games and if you make them available people will buy them. They of course did this on the PS3.

It’s a shame more people don’t have a Vita. I have quite a few of these already on mine. There’s a pretty hearty selection of PS1 classics already available.

Let’s not mince words here: The guy is a terrorist and should be treated as such.

Any punch thrown by someone bilked into being a Jags fan is, by definition, a sucker punch.

It defiantly sounds like a “a period piece”. I’ll see myself out now.

Wait, but does this mean that J. K. Rowling is also mostly made of scarfs as well??

Burgers at In-N-Out are good. Their fries are trash.

I view America like in judge dredd, coastal mega cities with a cursed earth radioactive wasteland between them.

Oh, yeah. I mean, there was I, laughing my veritable ass off at her delivery, and was like ‘I bet she’s in a high tax band! You can just TELL’

Hamno is a hick from the south. He has spent his whole writing career trying to escape his past by being the biggest woke douche to ever live. 

Also, hasn’t he been a main proponent of building more housing in NYC?

I’m confused, HamNo. Didn’t you relocate to Brooklyn from Florida?

“Why, they’ve neither capers nor béchamel. Can you imagine?”

How else would we get all these harrowing tales of trying to find a phone charger in the middle of Nebraska or Jane-Goodall-like descriptions of the fascinating rituals of rural folk? I’m just dying for more musing reflections written from the perspective of an aging rich liberal wondering if he may have missed the…

The larger cities we passed through included Dubuque, Iowa, Cody, Wyoming and Bozeman, Montana.

John Mulaney is one of the hottest, most successful standups working right now. He doesn’t need your advice, but I’m sure he’d thank you politely for it anyway.