Shithawks are coming. They’re flying in low, swooping down, shitting on people, dragging them off to the big shit nest. 

Only after you smoke three Pahlahments.

Tell ‘me, Clay:

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

Fun fact: this is how you audition for a role in Trailer Park Boys.

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I consider myself more of a “Cumberpatch Kid,” honestly

Turns out scissors beats rocks.

More like Pooperintendent amirite

He looks like he just got out of prison and when they released him they gave him the clothes of some old guy who died in there serving a life sentence from the mid 20th century.

What kind of suit and tie is he wearing in that picture? It looks like some old-timey suit from the Great Depression.

Godspeed to Mike and his family. If the Oreo Executives see this article, they know that they owe him a Fahey-themed Oreo for all the fabulous PR that he has given them through the years. :-)

It’s that damn red kryptonite

Mack Moves From Smallville to Big House

He’s been replaced by Jason Manzoukis.

Too late. He was already replace by the Greek dude from The League.

Rush’s Moving Pictures. “Tom Sawyer”, “Red Barchetta”, “YYZ”. Although really you should keep going on to “Limelight” to close out one of the greatest Side Ones in rock.

Last of the Nokians

Finally, I wonder what Daniel Day-Lewis was late for.