Don’t worry cruelty afficionados, it’ll still be built by slaves.

Not the one leading to magnetos prison...

I’m can’t wait to see the evidence. Being NYC and it’s talent for hyperbole:

I can’t wait until Rick Perry opens the upside-down, I already have Christmas lights up too!

From what I’ve been led to believe:

Was this passed over a presidential veto? If not, shouldn’t the title begin with President Obama and not “congress”?

You can’t gerrymander a Senate seat.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

5 Girls gifs that sum up national Right-to-Work laws.

This is in my family’s basement still and I would be lying if I said I didn’t know exactly where it was...and exactly how many Micro Machines are still in it (5)...and the last time I played with it...

Yeah. Super Van City was expensive back in the day. So I got Toolbox City instead.

I thought the country healed after Mr. Drummond decided to take on both Willis AND Arnold, rather than keeping the adorable one and booting the surly one to the curb.

I knew it. Sure, some people blamed Trump and the platform he gave to divisive racists or the Democrats and their embrace of globalization while ignoring the real problems it causes on labour markets but all along I knew. Somehow, someway...this was Cookie Lyon’s fault.

McAfee then completed the homage by jumping ship to the Patriots and being replaced by “Pat MacAfee.”

God this is all so absurd

I have no strong feelings one way or the other about Hairspray, but I have to say that this overwrought (is there any other kind) theater-kid drama in the comments is giving me all kinds of life.

Obligatory:

the man has since been identified as a city attorney.

Gallivanting around without his top hat and monocle? How gauche.

The media are like trained poodles. They jump through every hoop as set by Trump and Co. Even the ones that are on fire.