Apparently, according to his cousin, the Midnight Bomber What Bombs As Midnight here did A LOT of steroids back in the 1990s while he was working as a stripper and it might have left him a bit “Benoit.”

“The problem here might be the fact that while writers and directors like Jordan Peele, M. Night Shyamalan, or Joel Edgerton get to write and direct their own original movies for Blumhouse, it seems like Blum is only interested in bringing women on so they can direct other people’s projects.”

It seems like you…

To a lot of people, maybe it really is just not that big of a deal? A guy died. He wasn’t from here, didn’t die here, and he didn’t die by our hand. It’s a problem for CSI Istanbul, not the little people.

Journalists are clearly bothered by the death because he was one of theirs, but journalists were the same ones…

“Special Counsel Robert Mueller, aka Omar Little in the White House’s The Wire”

Probably not the best metaphor. Omar went to war and lost.

Or maybe it is the best metaphor.

“...the omnipresent villain first introduced by Donald Trump in a 2015 speech when he announced his candidacy.”

Growing up in the Southwest, that villain has been around a lot longer than 2015. I doubt there’s been a car stolen in Arizona in the last 60 years that hasn’t been blamed on an undocumented immigrant who…

If it’s good enough for my dog, it’s good enough for Jon Hamm!

“We saw 15 roadside signs opposing abortion for every other political sign of any kind.”

And a half-million signs for Wall Drug.

“Instead, Democrats put all their chips on an investigation by the FBI—an inherently evil organization which they have no control over.”

“Soldiers, guides and wildlife specialists replaced the pith helmet long ago with more practical and less controversial headgear, but they are still in ceremonial use in a handful of countries – and by tourists in Africa who have limited experience of local conditions and sensibilities.”

The news media and Senate Dems today:

“We can’t figure out why this guy we’ve been shitting on non-stop for the last two weeks has run out of patience for this farce and is getting testy. That he’s not liked having to listen to all of the terrible things we’ve said about him while presenting zero evidence to back up…

It’s probably for the best, and I say that as a satisfied PSP and Vita owner. For whatever reason, Sony’s long-term plans for the systems were “launch them and then do fuck all after the first six months while ignoring complaints about our expensive proprietary bullshit.”

No worries. Fortunately, I wasn’t hurt and I wasn’t specifically targeted.

The bullet was shot at a distance from my house, seemingly straight up in the air (someone ran out of fireworks, I guess), and then fell on my house after completing a big arc overhead. What went up, came down through the window, striking a…

At what point do you decide the story needs to come down, that it’s based on a false premise (an “aw shucks” gamer love story that might not even be true) that has resulted in unwarranted harassment of the woman, and it’s best just to consign the whole episode to the memory hole? Because that’s where it look like it…

I’m not sure how much of the real world he can hear while he’s doing his thing with headphones on.

Sounds like a meeting of the Gawker Legion of Doom.

“Recently, publications have flirted with a type of journalism that seems to propose that profiles of white supremacists, white nativists, and others who decry demographic shifts in America are a form of objectivity—a means of casting a light on the foulest recesses of society, in an attempt to say “this is bad,…

Good to have you back.

Arby’s has you to thank/blame/curse into the night for every pork belly sandwich I’ve purchased from them.

My journalism professors were harping about the death of print newspapers over 20 years ago, about the time Mort Zuckerman bought the New York Daily News. The writing has been on the wall at least that long. Print runs were shrinking and direct communication from advertisers to customers via the internet was starting…

You don’t want to read the epic adventures of Todd’challa, dude of Wakanda?

“I’m honestly less interested in their defense of Gunn than I am in the fact that it appears to be a coordinated move—one that could ultimately lead to Gunn getting his old job back.”