Jim Gard, a teacher at the school who had the shooter in his class last year, said the staff was told by the administration last year that the shooter, Nicolas de Jesus Cruz, wasn’t allowed on campus with a backpack due to threats made against students.

They wouldn’t win the district, so they’d just be burning campaign money for good PR, which probably wouldn’t go very far anyway. So, instead you get:

“The Illinois Republican Party and our country have no place for Nazis like Arthur Jones,” the Illinois Republican Party chairman, Tim Schneider, said in a statement.…

As a kid who went to college just down the road from Austin in the mid-1990s, the place just hasn’t been the same since the Zendik Farm commune/sex cult crazies moved away.

I believe he’s referring to the character Hawk played by Avery Brooks in “Spenser for Hire” and then his own show, “A Man Called Hawk.”

Several years ago, a friend’s pancreas ruptured while on a trip to visit family in New York. He had no health insurance. He probably still owes the State of New York over $150,000. He continued to have complications after returning home with half a pancreas. After weighing his options, I told him to rob a bank. Either…

My city didn’t bother to bid, and I’m fine with that. San Antonio figured a) Amazon had pretty much decided where it wanted to go before the bidding even started and wasn’t waiting to find some magic location to set up shop, and b) the city would get knocked for its single airport, which is smaller than the multiple…

Hey, now! You can’t crib Buzzfeed and Vice stories from just anywhere!

Pretty sure the only man James Franco is capable of loving is James Franco. Everything else is just the manipulation on the part of a sociopath.

“The lesson people like Natalia take from this is that it is imperative to be better about anonymizing your Instas and Finstas and various other social media accounts, lest you get caught up in something similar.”

The blandness of your official Twitter account suggests you have already learned this lesson. Not too…

Former New Mexico Governor and current Cannabis Sativa CEO Gary Johnson?

The world didn’t listen to you.

The schmuck got 50% more coverage across all media than Clinton did, to the tune of $4.6 billion in free media coverage from outlets chasing clicks and ad dollars. Unfortunately, he was very far from being ignored. As Les Moonves said, Trump running for president “may not be good for…

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So glad that Kylo lost the Vader poseur helmet in TLJ. The audience knew he could never top his grandpa, so it’s good that he came around to this fact, too.

Now if he could only dump the whole “Kylo Ren” name nonsense...

Farenthold looks like Tweedledee/Tweedledum from the old Disney “Alice in Wonderland” brought to life.

“Is it bad that I look at this and think of how these would likely be the most racist minifigs ever?”

I prefer to think they’re just little yellow people who are really into period kitsch, like Jack Rabbit Slims out of “Pulp Fiction.”

Given that pedos are referred to as “short eyes” in prison slang, this guy might have the most appropriate last name ever.

Loved John Wick for the clarity it had in its action scenes. I was disappointed when the sequel went for a more stylish approach that muddied up the action (extended shootout in poorly lit catacombs, I’m talking to you).

The only episode of the series I really remember is the one with the film festival where Gandhi and George Washington Carver teamed up as action heroes “Black and Tan.”

“But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn’t a question.”

What the fuck is this horseshit?

You were a 30-something man - and married at the time - asking a coworker if you could yank your crank while she watched, not some teenage…

I’m trying to figure out how her employers couldn’t figure out she wasn’t who she said she was for the last eight years. Did she not get paid for her work in all that time?