“U.N. outlaws cheesy manifestations of for-profit cultural appropriation, Bowlin Travel Centers hardest hit.”

Maybe it’s because he actually *knows* the people involved?

Do you require presidential tweets every time someone in this country is murdered?

He seems to have been really, really, really wrapped up in some kind of “Danny Phantom” fanfic shit.

A procedurally generated ME universe system sounds like a god awful choice for a narrative-heavy franchise.

“Understandable enough, but then he goes on: “That, and I was at a Gran Turismo event recently where they had PS1, PS2, PS3 and PS4 games,” he continued, “and the PS1 and the PS2 games, they looked ancient, like why would anybody play this?”

For one thing, they look just fine on the handheld system you guys make…

“At least until he starts putting us all in jail, Trump has been good for the media business, and has allowed reporters to cast ourselves, momentarily, as crusading heroes rather than drunken slobs.”

Public opinion of the media is still low, sliding downward for the last 20 years before hitting an all-time low of 32%…

It’s the decade of internet mob rule.

Narcissistic assholes on a platform that caters to narcissistic assholes being disciplined by his fellow narcissistic assholes is nothing to be proud of.

If I hadn’t dumped him after his first offense, I’d definitely have shitcanned him after he used our child as a prop in his sexting exchanges.

This piece of probable excrement comes from the network that wants us to pay extra to watch “Star Trek.” Yeah, they can go fuck themselves.

Without Ailes, there would have been no Gawker. Ailes helped legitimize the shameless asshole brand of journalism that was Gawker’s stock in trade.

I can’t imagine buying a dog online, sight unseen.

Then again, I can’t imagine a deposed African prince wants my help in laundering hundreds of millions of dollars, either.

I think he’d resign first. He’s too proud to let Congress impeach him.

“And that has pissed off a bunch of internet-active men.”

Going by a quick scan of who is signing the petition, the 40% or so of the signers are internet-active women.

I liked the second GotG more than the first. It felt like the first MCU film made for an audience born before 2000, with Baby Groot being given so much screen time to keep the kids happy. The villain was better, and it gave Peter’s origin story a degree of closure. The Yondu vs. Ego/daddy vs. father stuff had a friend…

Strangely, the French subtitles make it even better.

I’d throw so much money at the Lunar franchise if they rereleased the games with the pixel models covered by little animated characters in the style of the cutscenes.

The power to kill a yak from 200 yards away? WITH MIND BULLETS?

“Ninja Scroll” is still a fun action flick. Sometimes you just want to see ninjas.

As Kon’s films go, I’d trade “Paprika” for “Millennium Actress,” which is a great, little love note to the history of cinema.

I’m also really fond of anime anthology films, like “Robot Carnival” and Otomo’s “Memories.”

“Summer Wars” has…