This is the game that also gave us Noober, the non-essential NPC that is designed to pester you THIRTY-TWO TIMES.

This is Gawkermodo, the home of mischaracterization. Have you seen them try to rationalize their role in their own demise at the hands of a has-been pro wrestler/ambulatory piece of leather?

You realize you just reinforced his points, yes?

- It’s the same list the DHS came up with under Obama, as of February 2016
- Trump increased security measures (i.e. the temporary bans for 6 of the 7 countries pending review, and an indefinite ban for Syrians)

“But this incident is not a lesson about one bad company; it is a lesson about why labor needs to be organized.”

Whatever the overarching goal of the game might be, I really hope it doesn’t have compulsory multiplayer like ME3 did.

“Buzzfeed reports that Mook has, thanks be to god, landed on his feet after failing to defeat a racist clown who may well devastate countless lives before his term is done.”

As opposed to the guys in the media, who just cashed in on the racist clown with a constant flood of coverage for the page-clicks.

You realize all but one of those conditions,#5, existed for the last 15 years?

He’s releasing about 20 Gitmo inmates by January 20th. They’re being sent to places like Oman and Saudi Arabia (since the Yemenis apparently can’t be sent back to Yemen in its current precarious state of being bombed by Saudi Arabia).

Based on past recidivism rates in the Obama and Bush administrations, between 1 and 8…

“In October, Donald Trump, a golden goblet filled with backwash and our next president, stayed home a lot.”

According to 538, he was in a different state every day of the week for almost the entire month. The day that the Times posted their story about his defeated shut-in status, Trump made a campaign stop in…

“some of the anger apparently stems from Comey’s refusal to clarify at all, even in private, whether the FBI is investigating Trump’s ties to Russia”

He got scolded for making an event about Clinton stuff that ended up being nothing, so now he’s not making an event about Trump stuff that could potentially end up…

“According to the event’s bus organizers, only a small number of seats have been reserved by men, despite transit to D.C. being in high demand. So why are men so hesitant to join the protest? It could be, in part, that the event is seen as an event for female bonding and men—for the first time in history—are…

Gawker, 2013: Check out this stuff Guccifer found when hacked Sidney Blumenthal’s email! Hillary’s got a private email server! We’re going to FOIA that shit for years! It’s never going away!

Gawker, 2015: Aren’t these emails from Wikileaks from hacked Sony accounts hilarious?! Wikileaks made it so easy for us to search…

As an Army brat, I’m also rolling my eyes at this outrage-of-the-day.

My boss has checked firearms when flying to other states for hunting excursions. They are shipped unloaded (as the FL shooter’s seems to have been) and in a locked metal case. Ammo can be packed in the case along with the gun.

The gun cases my boss has used have also sustained the kind of damage that would be…

So, the Whoopi Goldberg Standard, then?

I think some hope for it. More than one = conspiracy, which can be spun into broader policy decisions, like increased domestic surveillance to ferret out THEM, increased bombing of brown people overseas, increased funding to countries who will bomb brown people overseas on our behalf, etc.

Lone whackadoos usually just…

Pretty sure it’s already illegal for non-law enforcement to discharge a firearm for any reason within most Texas city limits, celebratory or otherwise.

Enforcement would also be very hard. I live in San Antonio and took a round through my kitchen window a couple of New Year’s Eves ago. (I guess someone ran out of…

Most of the big Texas cities are already blue and have gone blue for the last three presidential elections. That’s where most transplants from other states end up.

If they can help it, the transplants don’t end up in BFE, places that are going to stay red because most people - red or blue, longtime residents or recent…

Without you, I wouldn’t have known of Arby’s pork belly sandwich and been inspired to try it for myself.

For this, I thank you.

Is it me or in that first picture does Michael Fassbender + brown contacts + shaggy beard = Will Patton?