Two shit Zach Galifianakis films in the span of a month is perhaps too much Galifianakis terribleness for the moviegoing audiences to process as separate films, leading to them stay away from theaters out of concern they might end up paying to see the same shit again.

COMIC BOOK SPOILERS:

As a hunter with both of the rare ranged artifact weapon appearances, both of which can be bought from vendors, they feel like an afterthought.

No shit, Sherlock.

If I had to guess...

Felony incest = the victim is his daughter.

“...that’s a bad miss.”

If they’d managed to get the toll road terminus on I-10 between San Antonio and Seguin, it would have been gold.

“This means that, now more than ever, journalists with relevant information have a responsibility to stop wringing their hands and burn Donald Trump.”

I tried to get into the Knights of the Fallen Empire, but I stopped giving a crap over the summer and have not played the last chapter. The story leaned very heavily on the “you wake up in an inn with all of your companions and gear missing” that Bioware has employed before (like in Baldur’s Gate 2 and Neverwinter…

“I have no idea who Lashina is, but at that point I’ll have bought the rest of these so I might as well collect the whole set of sets.”

She’s one of Darkseid’s Female Furies from Apokolips.

“This guy we’ve been fellating generously with billions in equivalent news coverage for page clicks - enough so that some months he doesn’t have to spend a dime on advertising - don’t vote for him. Yeah, we can’t explain why we did all of the water carrying for this orange goon up to this point other than we’re…

I didn’t have any crap roommates until my senior year, when I finally moved off campus with my old dorm roommate and we had to take on a third roommate, a coworker of mine. New roomie and I had to share bedroom due to budget reasons.

Meet the convicted cocaine dealer who hosted one of Hillary’s fundraising events at his home last year: John “The Pharmacist” Zaccaro, Jr., the son/political career albatross of Geraldine Ferraro.

“If you look at young men aged 21-30 with educations below a bachelor’s degree, our large adult sons are now three times as likely to say they didn’t work in the previous year, compared to those in the 1970s”

Fortunately, he seems to have satisfied his awkward hair-touching fetish on a previous Clinton appearance on the show.

Your mind has not been sharpened by spending 12 years solving weekly murder mysteries in the homicide capital of the United States: Cabot Cove, Maine.

An A-lister from the early ’80s with an image of a family man.

Right now, The Slot has 13 stories about Trump on its front page, three of which are from today.

“Why is this happening?”

Because you and your cohorts in the professional news media echo chamber narrowed the choices down to either a bullshitting human Cheeto with a tribble strapped to his head that you’ve spent the last three decades creating on TV, or a bimbo-dicking-tolerant Dolores Umbridge doing her best…

“Cheeky, lightweight comedian does cheeky, lightweight comedy instead of hard interview, film at 11.”