THIS WIN WAS BULLSHIT. I don’t even understand why she was nominated. And I don’t even care for Ol Leo, but his reaction here-from laughing at her winning to the “excuuuse me” face-was golden.

This is one of those times when you should use the caps to indicated ‘My Stepson, My Lover’ is a title.

This movie is a classic. And so is my stepson, my lover.

Is this a tattoo of herself?

I-G-G-Y

I hate Sean penn’s stupid fucking face.

This is why you never pick “dare.”

The cops wasted several hours questioning the band Naked Raygun on a tip proven to be false

I guess I entered some sort of weird part of the internet where no one understands sarcasm . Jesus Mary and the bride people.

EXCEPT FOR THESE GUNS!!!

He’s got a weak chin and a shit face tattoo, so both genetics and personal choices are working against him.

Doesn’t count when a woman is doing the punching. He is bigger and women are weaker physically, so he could have defended himself. He decided not to because he was too emotionally weak to stop her.

emma roberts and evan peters have an abusive/toxic relationship so thats sad that they are back together

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Cigarettes. In fancy bowls. Everywhere. How glamorous.

DID MARC JACOBS STEAL THEIR DESIGNS FOR YEARS TOO???

Well becoming a toilet scientist isn’t easy-it requires a toilet for one. Malcolm Gladwell would claim that you arent simply born a toilet genius but that much of your toilet success is due to the circumstances you were born with. I happen to have had access to toilets all my life. Currently, in the laboratory, I’m…

That Britney/JLo story is giving me life. Best thing in the dirtbag.

The eventual Glee unauthorized Lifetime movie just writes itself as more and more insane every year.

Proving my point, once again, that nothing good ever comes from a man who has a gotee.