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Plus PETA loves, just fucking LOVES, to murder dogs. 

Who cares?

Waaaaay back in 1974, when I was wild. I was with a friend, and we picked up a hitchhiker he knew. We were partying, and I tossed my stash in the glove box of my ‘66 Buick. We were stopped at a red light, and in a flash the hitchhiker, Billy, reached into my glove box, grabbed my stash, and took off running. I never

Brrooom! Brrriish! Grrrdush!

Was that Taika Watitti as Gandalf?

1. I’m shocked there’s not four minutes of credits after the video, and a post credits scene.
2. Emmet does not sound like Chris Pratt, Lucy did not exactly sound like Elizabeth Banks, but Batman definitely sounded like Will Arnett. Couldn’t they get all of them for this? This video had to cost a couple million, at

I could listen to Justin’s sexy, sexy voice almost all day...

I’d he still an asshole to work with though?

Ding Dong, Snyder’s gone.

Color. Fun. Humor. Selflessly helping other kids without a creepy ass dad telling you maybe don’t. I see you, DC.

This looks great. Zachary Levi reminds me of Tom Hanks in Big. It has exactly the right tone for this movie. Thank God it’s not grim and gritty like every other DC Property.

So, what’s your Airbnb horror story?

No, they were-not reused Tank Girl make-ups. Stan Winston Studios did the Tank Girl Make-ups. Alterian Studios did the WOV make-up/animatronics. If you look through the comment thread here you will see photos from Tank Girl that clearly are not the kangaroos used in WOV.

Yes, I am a monster. Here I am in the Chilla make-up getting ready to sing for Komodo.

Holy Crap! I didn’t know anyone had ever seen this film! It was in the theaters, all of two weeks!

This image haunted my dreams for years. I had no idea from where it came.

Tank Girl only predates Warriors of Virtue by a few years, you know that, right? So you watched the same “millennial schlock” that he did.

It seems awfully convenient that we're just now reinterpreting the results of this experiment to perfectly match our current social issue du jour.