And then there was the episode where she covered the walls with brown corrugated cardboard... and just to be extra mean, she attached it with Liquid Nails.

Hildy was a crazy bitch.

She explained the reason, which turns out, is one of the two things I legit learned from that show. The reason was, if she stepped in wet paint, she’d feel it on her feet before she tracked it all over the rest of the house. I now paint in bare feet/socks for exactly the same reason.

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

Mark Shrayber: Office bully

Meanwhile, no one’s complaining about this:

Having read your work, I can't say I'm surprised.

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I’M LOSING MY SHIT

this BOOK was so fucking RIDICULOUS BUT WONDERFUL and the horror junkie and classics nerd in me are REJOICING

Ah, I see. The Coens should make up a story. And in that story, since they are free to invent any characters and any plotlines they want to, they should also feel free to do whatever they want with the general social and cultural setting in which the story occurs. And what they should want to do is to include at least…

Will you survive? Maeby.

I just got done watching it, and I’ve gotta say good for Tim. Swapnil has said before that he wasn’t interested in anything more than being safe. Getting his ass handed to him by Tim was well deserved and long overdue.

Kody is such a gross dorky loser. I have watched a LOT of sister wives and the number of women he’s managed to trap is unbelievable to me. Did you ever see the episode where they go back to his hometown and his old classmates are like “yeah we always thought he was gay”

omg girl SIT BACK I HAVE A LOT TO TELL YOU!!! okay so meri was wife number 1, the legal wife. before she had children kody married janelle and then christine. they had 9,000 kids (meri only having one because of infertility issues) and lived basically all together in a modified house.

Julia Roberts “saving” the violent, shitty relationship between Emma Roberts and Evan Peters is further evidence that Julia Roberts is a terrible person.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SISTER WIVES MADNESS?!

They are all Rita Ora. She’s at Madame Tussauds.

Pros: dimples, probably has good snacks

Would

We’ve had a couple weeks in a row of accurate Double Creatures. I can’t tell if I want it to continue, or if I want to be able to make fun of how terrible it is again.