No one wants your fly over leaves.

I once responded to a post on Kinja while hiking in the woods. I may have a problem.

Somewhat related: my brother and I also received genetically engineered water frogs in the mail when we were kids! We wanted a dog, but my parents were not ready for that shit, so they bought these frogs from some company in Florida when we were in elementary school hoping to appease us.

Hey dude, I don’t vape, so I too get where you’re coming from. You’re right, we don’t know what the long term effects are. I just know other people that do vape and it’s really helped them quit smoking, so just figured I’d recommend a nice person to someone who was asking.

BEFORE YOU SAID ANNA FROM THE OC, ALL I WAS GOING TO COMMENT WAS “CONFIDENCE, COHEN.”

uhm ok yes but I need this shirt combo STAT.

I know a girl who WAS a Princess at Disney World during summers in college. After seeing tons of photographic evidence, my jealousy knows no bounds.

I promised myself I was going to buy one today. I’m (really desperately) trying to quit.

I’m super sure about vaping in that I’m super sure it’s lame.

The thought of The Rock doing most things makes me inexplicably happy

I’d be horrified if I ever came in contact with a penis that was QUIVERING

Member is probably one of the grossest words for penis. Not the grossest but gross ! Right up there with trouser snake and rod

Dominos will probably do shockingly well there because tourists.

I feel so bad for Kim with her pregnancies sometimes. I’ve never been pregnant so idk what it’s like but I know some women REALLY enjoy being pregnant and I think it’s been really obvious she hasn’t enjoyed it at all with either of her pregnancies and I feel like maybe she thinks she NEEDS to have these pregnancies…

Preach, Kim. Being pregnant fucking sucks. It’s totally worth the prize at the end but holy shit, I hated being pregnant.

I figured him a Rotom guy

Edward Snowden’s favorite Pokemon is none other than the glitch-tastic Missigno. An appropriate choice, if you know what the mysterious Missingno is.

So basically, it’s an excellent 1 hour movie that got padded to a 2 hour runtime because we expect a certain length from movies.

Even the subtitles can’t stand the film.