They are given papers with required check-ins in the ICE field office near where they said they were going to go. They will have to go to those checkins usually once a month. They have ankle bracelets on, and those can only be removed (legally) by an ICE officer. They also will be receiving court hearing notices for…

really brave of them to let all of those dangerous children go

[scene of Kate making out with Liam Hemsworth]

i absolutely love the tone of this!

My boss loves Minions. She had us get Happy Meals last week so she could add to her Minions collection. It’ll probably happen again this week, and again until she’s got them all. Unfortunately she already had the one that I got in my meal, so now I have my own yellow piece of plastic that yells “BANCAKES!”

I keep trying to send in a tip to Pinkham about a ranch dressing themed restaurant opening near me, but he’s not biting. :(

my ocd has been triggered! did she wipe off everything with multiple lysol antibacterial wipes for the recommended 30 seconds? why would you do that in your car when other people have to ride with you in it? why? coming into contact with genital germs is my number one ocd fear.

I did ... and it was just as bad as it sounds. What? I was 8. Comparatively, my sister would shove marbles up her nose and blow them out like she was firing arrows at a target. Our mother wasn’t home much.

I never crashed. But I have to admit that driving alone for long periods of time makes me get a little antsy. I used to do this all the time when driving home from college, which was 5.5 hours away.

Why did it have to be a seafood truck.

They were having some sort of Jean Claude van Damme marathon last weekend, I appreciated it a lot in my drunken state, and it was probably the best thing they will ever do.

She literally looks like Barbie. Way to break out of the Standards of Beauty mold...

The exact thing I was thinking of. Also this:

I guess they can’t really ding her for the rules just said “evening,” not “evening in the 21st century.”

Miss USA isn’t a scholarship program; it’s a straight cash grab. Miss America is the scholarship program.

“She even started saving for gender reassignment surgery at the age of five.”

“What you see in that fight is genuine connection of fist and undercarriage,” she said.

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

well i was talking about Kathy Bates ...

Atwell explained why there are shippers for her character Peggy Carter and Angie Martinelli, Lyndsy Fonseca’s character, on Agent Carter. “I think it’s quite rare on television these days in a scene together who aren’t talking about the men, having women who are genuinely loving each other, supporting each other,…