This. It's so sweet when my boyfriend gives up listening to Morning Edition or Radiolab on his commute to hear me say fucking nothing for 30 minutes. That's love.

Seriously, who makes personal calls when they’re not in the car these days? I have an hour-long commute in each direction, and as soon as I arrive at home or at work, I need to be present and paying attention to the people who depend on me there (co-workers/clients/boss or kids/husband/pets). If I’m calling you at…

Even better: buy a bunch of blank notecards and a custom stamp! Beautiful, special, AND cheap!

i am legit scared when someone i know calls me on the phone.

Zazzle has some really great options for stationery that totally look like artisan, indie, twee designs. I just got business cards from them, and I swear they look almost exactly like some cards I saw on Rifle Paper Co for so much more.

My boyfriend almost only “calls” me in the car. This is what our boring commutes are for now: catching up with people. Phone conversations are also getting slightly old fashioned. Unless you live far apart, iMessage. Get together in person and drink some wine and bitch about your lives. If you live far apart, send…

For stationary: Vistaprint is your friend. Find a promo code and any invitation can be had on the cheap. No, you’re not getting lovingly hand crafted, vintage laced adorned, artisan, organic cotten printed only with the blood of virgins, but you can get a wide array of suprisingly customizable options. If you really…

Dear Unwitting,

I grew up going to the theatre/symphony/ballet, and even when I was 5, my parents expected me to behave better than this.

Probably only to write "someone" a cheque for lodging the complaint that revealed she's not Photoshopped,she really looks that good.

Her eyebrow raise is a real life goal of mine.

My BFF works for the Court now; if she mentions seeing the collar, I’ll come back and let you know!

I’m not much of a play guy

After Nick’s mother apologized,

UGH

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

Who brought that piece of nonsense out of the grays because...damn.