I have a friend who owes her entire existence because her mom “was too drunk to insert the diaphram”. True story. And only child too.

They came in different sizes too.

Me and my little sister are sponge babies, lol.

Makes me long for the days of sponges...

Fuck diaphragms. FUCK THEM TO HELL. They get stuck, they pop out and shoot across the room, they develop holes, they leave you dripping spermicide for a full goddamned day after using them, I don’t give a DAMN what this new one is made of or what’s supposed to be so special about it. It will still do all those things,…

yes but “unprotected sex where all the semen just goes into your vagina” is a great way to get pregnant, how do you get it all OUT of said vagina? (this coming from somone who is on this earth because of diaphragm fail)

yep i am here because of a diaphragm!

Okay I was excited about this until I got the the “for prescription” part. What is this shit? Why would this need a prescription? I’m in the pill but it would be novel and nice to be able to just buy my BC at the store and not at the pharmacy. :\

ETA: I was thinking this would be nice to use as a secondary form instead…

Hey! My dad started his first family because of the diaphragm! Two kids in two years. Both surprises!

Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. Evan though he’s passed away, Paul Newman’s marriage to Joanne Woodward was Hollywood marriage done right.

William H Macy and Felicity Huffman, Laurence Fishburn and Gina Torres, Angela Bassett and Courtney B Vance, Maggie Gyllenhal and Peter Sarsgaard, Vincent Cassel and Monica Belluci.

Ron Swanson and Tammy 2

Free Melania!

You leave John Oliver alone, young lady.

Oh... is that not how it’s done...? ???

And like. How does one rub their ‘gina against another’s ‘gina. Vulvas, sure. Clits, sure. But vaginas. Do they pull their vaginas from their body, like unfurl them like a flag, and then twist them around one another, like a rope? Can you pull out the fallopian tubes to make a braid? Is this a horrifying series of…

This is all your fault.

like I know that it’s D listed and I shouldn’t be surprised by anything written on this site but come on

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

And I think we can all agree that pics of leaking dicks are worst of all.