Eh, Whoopi’s been doing that voice for decades, and I think it helped soften the mood/reinforce that she wasn’t targeting Scott and Schwartzman.

“It’s very bloody. It’s painful. There’s cramping, pelvic cramping.”

No, I certainly wouldn’t either. That was more of me thinking out loud... I actually really like the solar lights she made. We’re having tolerance issues in my community, maybe I could incorporate something like that into my yard.

That letter is so funny I don’t even care if it’s fake. This story reminds me of a couple weeks ago when I went to Pride and those Street Preacher people were there protesting and one of them yells, “You’ll all burn in hell!” and some guy goes, “WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

I think a rainbow roof is way over doing it. That’s just tacky. If we can get a garden bed to look like the header image though, that’d be freaking sweet.

My garden is pretty fabulous (rainbow flowers, rainbow lights, birdcages, tin goats and peacocks, Japanese fishing buoys, etc.), but not one damn neighbor has complained. What am I doing wrong here?

Well, if we’re going by stuff researched on the internet, her initial punishment wasn’t nearly harsh enough. She is obviously a witch. They should have thrown her off a steep cliff to her fiery reward. Also, did you know there are shape shifting lizard people living amongst us, such as the QUEEN of England?!! Also, at…

Doesn’t the Australian Family Court understand that burnt creator, a commenter on Gawker media, has decided that the mother wantonly endangered her child by getting a tattoo in a professional, hygienic tattoo parlour, regardless of the findings of scientists who study such things?

There are actually very specific hoops that service providers must jump through under the DMCA to avoid liability themselves for copyright violations and I don’t blame Tumblr at all for this.

SHE IS NOT BLACK. IT WILL JUST BE REGULAR OLD BLACKFACE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE IS DOING. Seriously. You just typed “acceptable blackface”. And you also commented on how we need to have empathy for this woman. You have some soul searching to do.

It’s even in these comments. The words you constantly hear are “but why even take the risk?”

Mothers can do literally nothing that pleases the world.

True fact: if you have your kid’s name tattooed on you, and the tattoo is on your neck, then your kid is immune to bloodborne pathogens.

Don’t worry co-workers, the spluttering, hissing and muttering sounds you’re hearing is just me giving up on life.

She continued: “I think when it comes to mothers and breastfeeding, we need to consider that mothers are people, they do things.”

was the tattoo on her neck?

If I ever have a kid, and I ever split with the mother, I would hope that someone close to me would punch me in the balls if I ever tried to pull low-blow legal shenanigans like this...

women are legit not allowed to do anything w their own bodies except be fucking brood mares.

But it doesn’t mean that you have to wrap yourself in glad wrap.”

ackshually, i interviewed laura about how she pulled off her travel back when i was working at the hairpin — she goes into her finances and there are lots of llama pics here