pictured: the driver of the mercedes

Because... whooooooooooooo!... he’s an idiot too!

That S-Class is a beast. I wonder how much further he could have gone.

“Look, you people wanted to pay for the damn thing, now you’re getting your chance to help salvage it too!”

It is my understanding that most scientific endorsers are in some way crowd sourced. I thought that was just a normal thing to do, invest in things.

Here’s another type of “crowdfunded” submarine:

Assuming it was even possible to insure...

Vehicross. Is is the most ‘90s, relentlessly optimistic, “extreme lifestyle” vehicle I can think of. They sold a grand total of 4153 units over the 3-year run.

They don’t.

Still waiting for the MAGA TRMP69.

That’s not the Beast...

I guess they’re learning why cabs always look like crap inside and have vinyl interiors.

Controversial leasing program is controversial.

Who knew that racking up a shitload of miles carrying drunks that have no respect for private property would affect resale value?

Try and find a shop that offers air that’s been conditioned to remove humidity, though: it’ll prolong the life of your tyres.

idk, I love the RainX washer fluid...

Failing Jalopnik with more fake news, denying the open border is making the heavy planes not able to take off! We need a hot classy sexy lady like Ivanka in charge of this rag. Left wing Patrick George with his mainstream, right wing lies - it’s time we shipped him to Vietnam so he can stop lying about his military…

It’s all fun and games until this happens

It’s a lot safer to light a cigarette with an electric lighter element than a butane or (especially) naphtha lighter while you’re driving. Cars don’t come with cassette players any more because nobody uses cassette tapes. Plenty of people still smoke.

No they definitely all use crank.