“I’m not completely sure what I’m doing.” Same Jen, same.

in the vein of remember the good of this election instead of focusing exclusively on the terrifying, the I Waited 96 Years is full of incredible women (the one in my link is my great aunt!) and made me remember that despite all the fuckery, something truly wonderful is going to happen on Tuesday.

Not much of an update on my daughter...she’s in an intensive outpatient program during the week for six hours each day. But she’s seeming to do better and it’s nice to hear her laughter. She’s been drawing a lot and giving me pictures, which I love.

Nah, have you seen Oprah’s glasses game? It’s on point.

that sleeve of 100 in black or brown by goody. that’s where it’s at.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I see your Safety Pig, and raise you a Piggeh Pope

It is! People often think he’s got a bit of chow chow in him because he’s got a spotted tongue but he’s pure golden.

It totally depends on your skin type, but I e had amazing luck with Paula’s Choice products. I’ve never not had acne, but things started turning around when I completely cut frangranced products from my home. I use Fresh Soy Cleanser at night followed by the niacinimide and hyaluronic acid boosters from PC mixed into…

I second the Paula’s Choice recommendation. I had lots of acne from 20-35 and then tried PC. My breakouts stopped and haven’t come back in 12 years.

I started using the Paula’s Choice acne products a few months ago and they really seem to work. I have sensitive combo skin so I have to be very careful about introducing new stuff to my face and I’ve had no problems.

Is that a Brittany? I’ve got one of those!

I actually just remembered that I’ve never seen The Exorcist yet. I really need to get to that eventually.

This week I sucked it up and called some oil companies to get quotes (hate the phone!)

My fiancée is still scarred from a sunny Sunday morning last summer when he saw a man pooping in the alley by our house. The man was reading a newspaper and waved when he saw him staring.

Yes! *Wilderness Guide High Five.* We had backpackers who would hold it in so long that they’d poop their pants, bury them/leave them in the woods, and wear rain pants around like we wouldn’t notice. When you’re a little girl dreaming about your future, you don’t think you’re going to be going up to people some day…

“Martha deals in the realm of pleasure and life lived well.”

It’s fro-yo.

This is funny timing because last night I was listening to SJP on Marc Maron’s podcast, and she said that she felt a little bad that her husband, Matthew Broderick, didn’t end up with Amy Sedaris. She felt like they would be a great couple! Amy’s tearing apart marriages left and right and the wives just let her do it.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.