I feel like...this is not Madonna’s original butt. She always had a nice one, but it never had that heft.

Points for R2D2. Deduct points for lack of penguins. Get a penguin.

Not enough penguins. Other than that, awesome.

Savage move, Rabbit.

Go to Nordstrom. They can fit everyone. I have taken teeny women, trans women and big women to Nordstrom and their fitters are excellent, they will have at least three or four bras to choose from no matter your size, and they’re polite, honest and respectful to everyone. They never make anyone feel bad about their…

maybe Stassi can paint chevrons over them and call it art.

2017

Ariana was sort of insufferable this last season. I had to give myself the Heimlich Maneuver when I choked on her spewing rant about how serious the craft of comedy something was, and ragged on Kristen about Kristen’s friend trying it ESPECIALLY when she had flopped with her journal entry performance before. “Hardy…

Absolutely, this show is so scripted. The only thing that is real is how pathetic and thirsty Tom1 is. That gray rat tail in his hair is so lame.

Did you see the episode over the summer with English kids watching teevee shows? So good. Would watch every week.

Also lived there growing up. Baylor is kind of pretty. If you drive past it. And don’t stop. And then leave. Because it’s Waco.

There’s a reason there are so many run down or abandoned homes ripe for the flipping.

I know it’s coming from James but I kind of like this quote. It’s very fitting for this group.

Just FYI, Locomotive Jones is a long-time Gawker troll who infested Jezebel after Gawker got shut down. He occasionally manages to sound fairly rational, when he’s not doing things like posting pictures of women at Clinton rallies and rating the ones hot enough for him to rape, but not engaging and/or dismissing is…

Im really stoked about the ACLU getting that funding. Good on Heard.

I’ve followed Evan Rachel Wood’s career for a long time and I’ve always had a huge crush on her (we are like 2 weeks apart in age) and she has ALWAYS seemed like just an incredible person. She is so intelligent and mature, but more than that, compassionate and strong. She really rocks.

I saw her in Thirteen in the theater when I was in high school and it was so stunningly performed I couldn’t forget her. I just started seeing her as herself on promo tours and the thing that strikes me is an absence of apology — she’s herself, she’s multi-talented, she hangs with A-listers, and she owns it without…

Agreed! She has always been so honest and wonderful in interviews. She is also a fabulous actress. One of the best of her generation and criminally underutilized. I am so glad she got this role in Westworld. I hope it leads to more opportunities and we see a lot more of her on the screen.

I made some progress on my baby blanket after Thanksgiving. This is the first time I’ve used this stitch. It may be my new favorite baby blanket stitch, love the quilting effect (sorry if it’s hard to see the stitch with the dark blue color).

Blergh. I’m still somewhat with you in the ‘not eating food’ camp.