We are legion. Total ham. Radio personality. I abhor crowds but wouldn’t hesitate to emcee in front of 80k. Hate parties. Can never be persuaded to go out after work. Give me a book/Nook and a cat and I am happy as a clam.

This. I tried to explain to a good friend once that I’m actually pretty painfully shy sometimes and she straight laughed at me and told me I didn’t know why shy meant. Apparently she missed the part where I’ll drop off the radar for several days if I’ve spent too much time around other people. (Or when I had to lock…

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

Please let the Fantastic #FinalFive NOT become part of Taylor Swift’s stupid fucking #squadthing.

Seriously!! I have to remind myself that I am an objectively, measurably talented person at my chosen handful of things because I get down on myself all the time. I freak out having to send my CV to anyone. I have NOWHERE NEAR this woman’s batty self-confidence and while I’m side-eyeing all those pull quotes I’m…

Mariah, you’re doing great work. Ever since last week, I have been longing to ride in a pink convertible with Kanye as he cries “Wooooo!"

counter argument: never stop

I genuinely enjoy seeing Kris live it up, now that her kids are out of the house.

Yes. Paps can be anywhere in public, and they will go where people are sighted. But, the bigger picture is that LA is a big place, and if you’re trying to get good shots (unless your agency wants you to get a specific person), you’re not going to hang around at a gym or grocery store day after day after day just in…

The Old Bear made a mistake one time- he told my mother that what she had made that day was not “as good as moms”. She smiled, took his plate and gave it to the dog and told him that if he wanted further meals, he had better get to drivin’ since his mother lived 5 hours away. As for her and the girls, there would be…

Maybe she opened a store just so she’d have somewhere to poop.

Remember pink, scented bathroom tissue? And blue tinted toilet bowl cleaner? I just don’t have the energy to select an appropriate dry heave gif, but you get the drift.

It’s the feeling of shitting into another butt. Pass*

Lol As if Cynthia Bailey would know about an Oscars gift bag. But okay, sure.

And so what? We must shame her so that other people don't think they're too smart too? Do you realize how petty and stupid that is?

Your friend is not overconfident. She is deeply insecure and she’s trying to use her intellect (badly, it appears) to prop up her self-esteem. And it appears she feels competitive towards or threatened by you. It’s sad and likely annoying. But being knocked down a peg is not going to help and will likely only make it…

I don’t know - 22 people liked the poster who thinks she’s conceited. I think I’m on the minority, which I’m ok with. I am fortunate to have friends who like to build each other up but I’m all too familiar with the common dynamic of competition and the unending social leveling between women. The way I see it is that I…