So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

The worst thing about youth sports is adults. 

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

I never realized until now just how much of a bad ass she is. Rest In Peace Jessie.

“Journalist Darren Rovell”

Of any administration to issue an official statement about a fast food sandwich, you don’t think THIS one would?

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

You forgot the most important factor: Shit’s delicious.

A grilled cheese in a pan proper. It’s a really low-risk activity (you fuck up? Try again!) but it teaches you a lot of things: how to drop butter in a hot pan, how to set up stations, how to cook things even on both sides and all the way through.

Rhode Island is the Virginia Beach of New England 

This is not a Santa beard. This is the look of a homeless man who was taken off the streets and cleaned up to stand behind the city council while they have a press conference extolling the virtues of their “labor-for-soup” program.

Why does every WYTS have a Pats fan in the comments that somehow makes it about them?  Extra points for squeezing in the number of Super Bowls they have in the last several years.  WE KNOW DUDE, WE ALL KNOW, JUST LET US HAVE ONE FUCKING BLOG WHERE WE CAN FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

This is a crime against humanity, and no less.

They worship gas station food.

Artie Lange once ran a 100 yard dash in an 80 yard gym.

The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.