I hope Nagy’s strategy works and they never miss another field goal, while finishing the season a robust 8-7-1.

As a Lion’s fan I envy the Texans identity as a perennial first round playoff knockout team.

It’s important to lose the right way.

Man, NY in the 1990s gave us the Wu, Black Moon, Mobb Deep, Nas, Biggie, Big L, Fat Joe, Big Pun, and Nore yet somehow supremely overrated Hov became the biggest star of all

What a fuckin loser. I mean if anything, if you want to have a team that’s gonna win, then you should be supporting your players, not antagonizing them. Especially brother to brother and especially doing it for the owner. Dude definitely isn’t gonna have the respect of the team, but I suppose they would rather lose…

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

History, common sense, being at least 3% aware of how America operates?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Plus, you’re definitely going to be listening to Wilson as the hot-hitting analyst on Monday Night Football games for the rest of your life when he retires in 15 years.

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Inadequate Man

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

He got a grace period, the article is wrong. Last year was his grace period, just like Rodgers and Brady.

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

Higher speeds. open cockpit, open wheel, cars reliant on downforce which they lose when the get sideways. Take your pick

“You should have wrecked him two laps ago.”

Luckily this was able to shuffle under the meme radar due to the absolutely epic rage-quit of Natalie Decker’s spotter.