I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw trees poking out through that rusted, sketchy-looking catch fence. The fence itself is bad enough, but if it fails, a driver is going into the woods. 

Given his behavior this offseason, his brain may be too far gone for a new, safer helmet to make a difference.

Whenever I think about the Titans, I wonder how great Steve McNair could have been if Jeff Fisher wasn’t his coach. McNair’s career was murdered long before he was.

That’s the perfect corporate apology, since the Frosty machine will inevitably be down and you’ll never have to give away the free product.

How has this helmet-related holdout not been dubbed Operation Schuttdown yet?

Bibb lettuce, Cherokee purple tomato, thick-cut bacon, Duke’s mayonnaise, sourdough. Salt and pepper on the tomato. That’s the only correct way to BLT.

I’m personally not a fan of the bloody, gory stuff, but man, is Vince McMahon a hypocrite or what? Maybe he wouldn’t have to rely on dirty tricks to put down the competition if his own product wasn’t so outdated and boring?

Ferrucci returning to Coyne isn’t confirmed, they want him, his checkbook, and surprising good pace back, but he hasn’t signed on the dotted line yet. If Hinch is a free agent, I think Dale Coyne would been keen on adding him to the fold and replacing the money lost with some sweet Honda Canada money.

Saying an airport is the best airport is akin to saying that a certain part of your face is the best spot to get punched in the face. Best airports don’t exist.

Because of the SummerSlam juggling that the Goldberg one-off requires—with ten matches in a two-hour show, there’s not a lot of empty space to work with

This would be delightful as a dip for a raw veggie platter! 

He’ll race ARCA next year and try his hardest to outdo Will Kimmel.

If Davis had connected with Hyde, it would’ve been only the second-best hit the Orioles have had this series.

Spite may be the most noble reason of all to eat a massive amount of pancakes.

You can add me to the list of adults who never learned how to ride a bike. Lived in a kind of rural area and didn’t have any friends nearby that I could even ride a bike to or ride with, so I never had any interest. Since I wasn’t that interested, my parents never pushed it, so I never got beyond training wheels.

Americans warming up to Blaze Pizza proves that, despite the events of November 2016, sometimes we do get things right.

They didn’t even get the obvious male pattern baldness that he always covers with a hat right.

I guess if you’re trying to get high off a burger, freebasing it does make more sense than snorting or injecting.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

This league is a great microcosm of Trump’s America, where protesting inequality is a mortal sin and women and children don’t matter.