The absence of postgame fireworks show from this list is shocking. My local Single A team is lucky to draw 500 people most games during the heat of the summer, but when there are fireworks after the game, the crowd at least triples.

I voted for Kevin this time. The combination of the all-around greatness of Colonel Sanders and the straight-up badassness of Tony the Tiger tips the scale in his favor. The Noid is clearly the weak link on his team, he is to this roster what Mark Bellhorn was to the 2004 Red Sox.

If the PGA really wanted to “stick to sports”, they would have never selected a Trump course to hold the tournament. They KNOW what the political climate is like in this country. They KNEW that the primary antagonist/shit-stirrer in most political debates is Donald F. Trump. They 100% absolutely knew what they were…

So a rich white guy gets about 470 chances to “turn his life around?” Par for the course in Trump’s America. Can’t wait to hear all the thoughts and prayers when he commits actual murder, which absolutely will happen.

Can we discuss one of the more pressing matters from this match? Namely: why does Baron Corbin dress like a late 90s Applebee’s bartender? He would look more credible serving up a watered-down vodka tonic than he does hitting the End of Days.

Jerry Richardson must have realized the tea wasn’t as sweet as Bojangles’, so he exacted his revenge

There’s also a Dave Matthews concert in my area on July 19th. Something tells me this is a match made in heaven.

Also, this shouldn’t need to be said, but don’t drive around barriers. The road is blocked off for a reason. Every time there’s any sort of flooding around here, there’s a news report about somebody being rescued (or worse outcomes, in many cases) because they drove around the barriers into a flooded road.

It might just be me, but I wouldn’t be able to shake the fear that I’m eating the crusts from pizza after somebody else has already eaten the majority of the slice.

We started grilling romaine for our Caesar salads a couple of years ago, and haven’t gone back to the traditional way since. We also grill iceberg for wedge salads, it’s great and completely changes the flavor characteristics of the lettuce.

I wonder how many of the people that are pissed about NASCAR “handing” Haley the win would have accused NASCAR of “manipulating the results of the race” if they had gone back to the running order for the previous-completed lap (rather than score it by the rulebook, which is what they did). My guess is all of them,…

I still question why on earth Haas would go to bed with such an obviously sketchy sponsor. Shouldn’t someone with a background like Gene Haas be able to spot a financial crime from a mile away?

Can we take it a step further than equal pay? How about equal treatment? It was just four years ago that an international friendly was cancelled due to appalling field conditions, and not enough people seem to care about the horrendous conditions players can encounter in their own domestic pro league. It’s way past…

It’s so selfish of Marcus Morris to back out of an informal, non-binding understanding of a potential future agreement for more money when there are poor, underprivileged NBA owners that can hardly afford the mortgage on one of their 12 homes.

I voted for Kate this time. Sorry Kevin, I’m just not a fan of thin and crispy chocolate chip cookies, they’re obviously much worse than soft and chewy cookies. No sane person wants a crumbly mess of a chocolate chip cookie. Not one.

I didn’t hit up The Varsity when I went to Atlanta a few months back, but I can confirm that Beverly is just about the most foul thing I’ve ever tasted. However, the hot dog I grabbed during happy hour at Whiskey Bird was fantastic.

I wonder if somebody that’s not part of the regular old creative team did have some influence on Smackdown. With Kofi flipping Joe the bird, he showed more backbone than babyfaces are typically allowed to do. I know he hasn’t officially started yet, but I’d say it’s possible Easy E consulted on this episode a little.

I’m guilty of being that guy who left behind a sex toy once. This was after I was warned at check-in that somebody had recently left behind sexy lingerie. I’m so sorry to the person that had to clean my room.

Of course Kemba had a really high usage rate in Charlotte. Have you seen what the rest of that roster looked like? Utter trash. The second best offensive option they had was Jeremy Lamb. Good for Kemba Walker to get out of purgatory.

How the hell is Jim Langevin in office representing Rhode Island? It’s not like his district has to worry about any sort of formidable Republican challenger, powerful Republicans just aren’t a thing in that state right now. Somebody please primary his moderate ass.