Clearly the Raptors had an unfair advantage with all the free health care they’re getting in Canada. 

With a name like Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger, you’d expect it to come with a Monster energy drink and a flat-brimmed cap. Maybe the hat is hidden under all that delicious-looking gouda.

Very well said. I know people that either stayed home in 2016 or voted for Gary Johnson because “I don’t want to support Trump, but...emails!” To me, these people are racist too. Failure to cast a meaningful vote against the racist is inaction against racism, and thus a racist behavior. These people should feel…

I see your Florence Y’All and raise you the Gaffney Peach

When the weather apps seem to disagree, I check the forecast on the local news. It sounds old-fashioned, but I’ve found that the guy that’s been living in and forecasting the weather in the region for 20+ years seems to have a pretty good grasp on the local weather.

I’ll be honest, before I even read the article I decided I would do a “Ctrl+F” and search for Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the one true king of breakfast cereals. Whoever drafted it would win by default. Congratulations Kate, you have my vote.

I’d rather baseball borrow pro wrestling’s special guest referee idea than watch another Angel Hernandez game.

I guess it’s time for The Funkasaurus to go back to his home planet, Planet Funk.

My favorite small town feature is the sketchy motel that was built between 1950 and 1970 that has exactly 3 cars in the parking lot, one of which is way too nice to belong to somebody staying in Sketchy Small Town Motor Inn.

The game happened in Toronto, right? Isn’t it obvious who’s to blame?

If you are driving an 18-wheeler on the interstate, do not move into the left lane to pass another 18-wheeler when you’re about to go uphill, especially if you are blocking other cars in the left lane also attempting to pass said slow 18-wheeler on the hill. This rule takes on extra importance on I-40 between Hickory…

This is also very true if you work in any sort of sales/customer-facing role. If you put in notice, my employer walks you out the same day (thankfully, they do pay you for unused accrued vacation and personal time, and two weeks salary). The exit interview starts immediately after you give notice, and while you’re…

The fact that neither he nor McLaren plan on running the full season shows that they haven’t learned a whole lot of anything from this year’s disaster. The biggest reasons for their downfall this year were lack of experience and lack of preparation. How can they improve on either one if they sit on the sideline until…

Whipped cream going undrafted is fantasy food draft equivalent of Tom Brady going 199th in the 2000 NFL Draft.

I grew up outside Providence. Can confirm that coffee syrup is an excellent ice cream topping.

Well said! No offense to Elizabeth, but the “facts” cited in this post leave something to be desired.

My recently-learned s’mores hack is to use pieces of a Mr. Goodbar in place of the regular, plain-old chocolate. This is just about the only acceptable use of a Mr. Goodbar, and the peanuts add a nice change in flavor to the s’more.

Now that I’ve finally perfected the fine art of getting the grill dialed in just right to mimic a hot-as-hell pizza oven, I learn that I don’t need a hot oven for this wonderful style that I’d love to experiment with. Oh well, those skills won’t go to waste!

Jet’s is going strong in North Carolina too, at least in the Charlotte area. When my bosses by lunch for the team, it’s almost always Jet’s because it’s delicious and it’s just about the only thing nobody will whine about.

One of those burgers has an actual pancake as a topping. That’s irresponsible. How can you live with feeding that to people?