Maybe not all fried foods would benefit from this sauce? I’m pretty sure I’d be murdered by an angry mob if I went to a New England clam shack and served this with the fried clams. This does sound like it would be divine on fried okra, though.

I only have a drink with my meal if it’s a fancy drink. A glass of wine with delicious ribeye? Yes, sign me up! But water? Nah. There’s literally nothing special about water, and it’ll just water down my eating experience.

There is anecdotal evidence of at least one very large rat making that trip on January 20, 2017.

I’m still surprised they didn’t run the Indy GP a couple of weekends ago as a tune-up, with or without Alonso. Even though it’s a road course, it still could’ve helped the team get more experience working together.

Uhh...Claire? What is a Sneppy, why does it have two noses, and when will the nightmares go away?

I thought Kate killed it in the first two rounds. Cheeseburgers and baked beans are two of my all-time favorite backyard cookout foods. But she lost my vote with the atrocity that is German potato salad, followed by cold fried chicken.

Don’t worry, FIFA has already figured out how to solve this problem for the Men’s World Cup in Qatar in 2022: pack the stands with forced migrant laborers that have already been forcibly separated from their families.

He would’ve gotten it in the field too if it had spent more time in the paint shop. McLaren orange livery = pure speed.

What in the hell? Why are those a thing?

Hmm...what happened to all the F1 fans that insist left-turn-only oval racing is easy? They must be like John Cena because I suddenly can’t see them anywhere.

Is it worse than this?

I’m rapidly approaching the point where I cut ties with WWE, as a fan. How many more stories of premature deaths, mistreatment, mismanagement, and blood money can one take? With all the bad news nothing ever changes.

32nd out of 39 isn’t very good, especially with qualifying this weekend. As crazy as it sounds, the F1 team slumming it in Indycar might be in jeopardy of missing the show.

This makes me incredibly sad. What’s happening in Missouri, Alabama, and other states isn’t just an attack on women’s rights, it’s an attack on human rights. I don’t understand how anybody can look at this and not see that the far right is slowly but surely stripping our rights away from us. Our basic human rights are…

I currently work in an open office. Thankfully, we still have assigned seating (although it’s my understanding that’s not the case in all departments within my company). At any given time I can hear 5-6 other conversations happening that have nothing to do with me. To make matters worse, we have a no-headphones…

Are we sure Drew didn’t interview himself?

I went to the Sam Adams brewery in Boston last summer, and going though the beer tasting exercise there taught me that Boston Lager is a well executed, easy drinking, tasty lager. It’s since become my go-to at bowling alleys and other places that lack local craft beer on tap (which are becoming few and far between,…

An incomplete list of WWE creative decisions that could or should have been handled differently in the last 10 years:

I’m going to invent caprese hash browns now and it’s all your fault.

I wouldn’t call this a true Oakland A’s no-hitter, unless the lighting problem was related to an electrical short caused by a flood of sewage.