You know you just witnessed a travesty of a fantasy draft when you can make an all-star team out of undrafted players:

I can’t be the only person that just doesn’t care for death match wrestling, right? I understand the appeal to some, but I’d rather not see a bunch of barbed wire and blood in my sports entertainment. Best of luck to Mr. Moxley though.

I have to give this one to Allison. The reuben, cheesesteak, and lobster roll, and French dip all own real estate within my personal top 10.

If he had a bad game, everyone would be calling him Jim Footman today.

This idea makes me want to invent Cheeseburgers Benedict (if it hasn’t been invented already). Finally, an excuse to eat a burger for breakfast!

You’re absolutely right about not getting 60 seconds notice from the employer. I’ll never forget being laid off at 4:15 PM on Valentine’s Day while working at an office that was open 8:00-5:00. I was the first one to go. Six other people got the late day layoff surprise before the day was up.

I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton

Perfectly said. They’re sorry that he got caught, not sorry that he did it.

I guess this explains why we can, in fact, see you.

Why the fuck do I still watch football? The enabling of terrible, shitty people to continue to be terrible, shitty people is sickening. I give it until Week 3 for Jim Nantz to rave about Hill “overcoming adversity” while Romo sits there in awkward silence.

Every time I see Yasiel Puig, I wonder what could have been if Wily Mo Pena had fulfilled his full potential. He was like the beta version of Puig.

I wonder if they’ve considered letting them run the normal amount of horsepower at Daytona and Talladega, but with way, way worse handling? Take the spoiler completely off the car, don’t let the cars suck down to the track on the front end, and run tires that wear much faster than normal. Let them run unrestricted,…

I think the Jones pick is more defensible than the Ferrell pick. Ferrell was objectively not the best defensive lineman available. Quarterback is a little tougher to evaluate and teams value different traits, so it’s harder to say that Haskins or anyone else is a better prospect than Jones. Let’s not forget that a few…

I’m glad BIG HEMORRHAGE didn’t take you down.

Are regional variations to the toppings allowed on a classic burger? In the Carolinas, chili and slaw would definitely be considered classic toppings, but not so much elsewhere.

So so true. I know a few people here in Charlotte that are all about the Hurricanes right now, but a few months ago couldn’t tell you whether the NHL or AHL was the highest North American professional hockey league. Seriously, I know people that thought the Hurricanes were the farm club and the Charlotte Checkers were…

I have to give this one to David, but clearly none of you have ever been to southern regional favorite Cookout. If you had, there’s no way that both the hushpuppies and milkshake (40 flavors!) would have been omitted. 

Want to kick fried bologna up a notch? Try fried mortadella. I once had a fried mortadella sandwich topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo, mustard, and deep-fried American cheese. Yes, somebody came up with the genius idea of breading and frying American cheese, much like you would prepare a mozzarella stick. The results…

Thankfully, the perfect coaching candidate is available. Just think of how many gratuitous 50 point games Devin Booker could have if Rick “No More than 15 Seconds” Pitino was at the helm. 

Luke Harper sure would fit in well to AEW, in addition to having career options in the indies and Japan. Looking at their roster, it sure seems like they could use a big, athletic hoss like him. It’s sad how badly he was underutilized in WWE. I never thought he was long-term main event material, but he would’ve made a…