I never truly understood the appeal of Julia Child until I met my future wife. She is a huge Julia fan. It’s almost as if they are kindred spirits, in fact, they even share a birthday. What I’ve come to realize is that Julia impacted so many lives because her down-to-earth nature made French cooking seem so darn…

Kevin wins this one, but I’m extremely disappointed that nobody drafted the criminally-underrated Raisinets. They come with the added benefit of tricking yourself into thinking they’re healthier than they are because, you know, dried fruit. There’s no way on God’s green earth they’re not a top 20 candy.

The correct answer for best plate shape is round. Specifically, if we’re talking about everyday use, the cheap white round plates from Ikea. If one breaks it’s super cheap and easy to replace it without having to buy a whole new set of plates. 

Gochujang fried bacon + cheesy grits + a fried egg sounds like a breakfast I’ll have to try sometime. Imagine all that in a bowl, with the runny egg yolk mixing in with all the other flavors. Maybe top it with some green onions for fun. My blood pressure and cholesterol numbers won’t be a fan, but my taste buds will.

Given the urban legend regarding the worm in tequila (fun fact: it’s actually mezcal that has a worm in it), I would have thought that Dwayne’s wrestling contemporary Scotty 2 Hotty would’ve gotten into the distilling business long before The Rock. 

It’s amazing what a little HGH can do to revive a golf career and rehab a public image.

I saw the headline and immediately assumed it was in reference to Gogurt. Toddlers love it, but there’s no way you can claim that Gogurt is food.

Should we have expected anything more from Vlade Divac than a giant flop in his stint as GM? It’s very much on-brand for him.

I’d be pretty belligerent if I was stooping down to the level of eating Olive Garden spaghetti, too. 

I know Uniondale isn’t where they’ll end up long-term for a variety of reasons ($$$), but you can’t convince me that Uniondale isn’t where the Islanders belong.

Username checks out. Also, that sounds amazing.

1 person is dead (so far), 6 others are in critical condition, and you couldn’t even wait until the bodies were cold to start fretting over some rich guy’s Porsche collection? The race to report first in blogging culture is so ugly sometimes.

I would like a comprehensive overview of all the regional variations of the hot dog, along with a detailed explanation of why the hot wiener (aka New York System, although they’re mostly only found in Rhode Island) is by far and away the most superior of all the hot dogs.

Kevin had my vote in the bag through the first three rounds. I LOVE American cheese, grilled onions, and mushrooms on a burger. In fact, that’s usually how I make them at home (with a little mayo on a grilled potato roll). After that, the wheels came off. Special sauce? BUTTER? I haven’t seen a bad choice derail a…

American cheese, mustard, onion, chili, and slaw. Carolina Style FTW.

I used to wholeheartedly believe that the best time to take a dump was on company time. Might as well get paid to pinch a loaf, right? Recently, however, my worldview has changed. We installed a bidet on our home toilet, and let me tell you, pooping at home is heavenly now. I love rinsing my bottom after a nice dump,…

7 and a half fucking hours. That’s too much for one person. They should seriously consider splitting it into two nights if they want to have this many matches on the card. Otherwise, I very much enjoyed it. KofiMania is running wild!

Finally, a big league player has come along that makes me feel okay about going 0-for-May in little league 30 years ago!

I agree, if Davis is offered a minor league assignment, he should accept and collect his millions playing minor league ball, a la Rusney Castillo and Kei Igawa. But does a down-and-out franchise like Baltimore have any incentive to demote him? The only possible benefit I see to this is Davis becoming a sort of mentor…