The teeming masses of Patriot Haters that carried Goodell’s water while he railroaded Brady are suddenly aghast now that THEIR teams and players are being subjected to “integrity of the game” witch hunts.

Now the real question is does he get arrested/fined for breaking animal cruelty laws? Ah, who am I kidding? Of course not, he plays football!

The day pitchers stop hitting is the day I stop watching baseball.

They’re called cyanide tablets. I’ve recommended them to many Mets fans over the years.

You are a sportswriter. You literally get paid real money to write about sports. This is your livelihood (presumably). You don’t know what a dugout is. You don’t know what a dugout is.

Sox Fan here. Catches like that only happen to magical teams in magical seasons. No doubt it will be reported that the championship parade will have more than 1.7 million spectators on the route, which was the 2005 number for the White Sox, because Chicago is a media biased Cubs town.

That joke is kinda funny, but to really give it legs you probably should have used the correct name, special olympics.