Get the biggest goddamn bowl you can. Whatever you put in there, four (or more...please let there be more...) pounds of meatballs requires room for satisfying hand-mixin’.

It’s particularly interesting to me as a two-plus-decades removed alum of a state university, modestly engaged in alumni association consults with the present administration and student body, how little the demographics have changed, relative to the issues currently at the forefront. What’s tough to swallow is that…

You know, other than the shitty drain design that murdered a million cab corners and the idiotic lack of a gas cap gasket that rusted tens of thousands of driver’s-side fleet panels, these were pretty okay trucks.

My now-adult nephew ran around our house saying, “Uncle gave a fuck!” On his second birthday. It was a great big Tonka Mighty Dump Truck.

As long as I live, I’ll remember the last time I took my granddad to dinner. He must have eaten a dozen cheddar bombs that day. The old guy was as happy as he ever was that day, and within a couple months he was diagnosed with leukemia. He died on Christmas Eve that year. So anyway, anyone mentions cheddar bombs, I…

Talent.

If we’re being totally honest, she’s terrible at her job.

Is this part of the reason there are so many foul balls? I travel around at tournament time (B1G) and it sure seems like a lot of pitches are fouled off into the stands over the course of a typical game.

Patriot fan butthurt is the best butthurt.

After four seasons, it would be a long climb. NFL teams are way, WAY too smart/careful with their cap structures to take a flier on a guy who can’t read coverages and seems to have trashy knees. Honestly, you can’t help the genetics any more than you can teach quarterbacking beyond a certain point. It’s just too bad…

I’d like to know, exactly, how anyone thought the narrative would play out once the Broncos defense really started mopping the turf with Cam Newton. I heard one (ONE!) on air-allusion the entire fucking pregame (and game) about how the Panthers’ offense played literally the fifth easiest schedule in the league, and…

These jokers...you know they bought their tickets to the Bay Area at halftime of the game that qualified Tawmy and the Pats for the postseason.

You’re kidding yourself if you really think there aren’t NFL fans out there that like him (even know who he is) first and foremost because he’s black. I suppose on some ethereal level, that’s a sort of racism, but so what if it is? Newton’s having a career run this season. They’re an impressive 17-1 and he’s the…

Even though we don’t really have more than a handful of whys when these young men are murdered in cold blood, we have a thousand painfully similar hows.

There are very few fans (like Magary says, ‘Way, WAY more of you are decidedly NOT fans of either of these teams) who are genuinely watching this unfold solely so they can say, “Yep...I saw Manning’s last TD pass in Super Bowl 50...it was one for the ages...”

Trans Pride Initiative is playing fast and loose with the facts, yes?

That’s what the data tells us now, but organizationally, adults in charge of youth programs are keenly aware that the data we have isn’t nearly robust enough to simplify the terms of risk to 0.1% of participants.

The media made a particularly big deal out of the injuries along the Patriots offensive line in the second half of the season, but they still managed a #2 seed in the playoffs. It was pretty obvious that the Patriots running game was in at least as much trouble as the Broncos running game early on in Sunday’s tilt,…

I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a squat cage like that one. I kind of blanked all the other details between no collars and bro goddamn near chopping his right hand off when the left-side plates slid off and he tipped ‘er the other way.

PR for tipping 18 plates off while dipping shoulder to shoulder without severing his right hand. Watch that shit again. He’s lucky he’s not scratching his balls with his elbow.