Unsafe to complete 3 sets of 25 at that distance from galactic meatheadedness, amiright?

MEMBERSHIP REVOKED, you big dumdum.

Bushleague, like “here, here” bushleague?

Did Syracuse have TWO fouls to give in that final Duke possession? I couldn’t follow what was being said in the live commentary, other than after the first one, the comment that, “Syracuse shouldn’t foul until Duke drives to the paint,” with two seconds (and change) left on the game clock..

I think deep down, everyone was expecting a better game from Green Bay than that earlier-season woodshedding. Totally different team with an intact starting offensive line and Sam Shields. It’s dumb luck to get landmark games from those two receivers, but it’s hard to see either team lose a game like that because of…

Michigan lost. The rest is just details.

I remember not too long ago - maybe two or three years - hearing that she’d been having some alcohol-related incidents around her homes in Colorado and Alabama. Anything boozy in throwing her old man down the stairs?

By all means, have MORE offspring with a woman who sent fake suicide texts because she thought you were cheating on her while you were in Miami.

A truck with a flip-down fleetside compartment on the driver side where I could store tools galore. I had this idea when I was looking at how much side storage there is on a fire truck. Natch, a lot of that storage is crosslay and requires way WAY more depth than the eight or so inches you might be able to squeeze out…

I know death is a stage of life and that as organisms, humans get diseases that kill them, but fuuuuuck cancer.

I have a longtime friend who has run up through the sales operations ranks at Comcast. He’s a corporate guy in the Southwest Region these days and goes all over Hell to these red-letter sporting events.

The windtunnel components on this model - particularly, the cone in the top part of the canister assembly - are a bit tricky to clean. The vertical holes in the cone tend to clog after a week or so of daily use and it takes a little patience to dislodge the dust and hair that gets stuck in those holes. At my house a…

The windtunnel components on this model - particularly, the cone in the top part of the canister assembly - are a…

Parabolic microphone guy did not panic when random Bama sideline guy elbowed in there.

Trim?

I’m betting that as his pads and helmet and nike combat undergarments and all that other gear active roster players strap on every game day had remained undistrubed with this note in the vicinity of his locker since the day after the last game for which he suited up.

This massive crack on rookie Maxx Williams was a point of discussion early last week on local sports radio in Minneapolis - the sub-points being, the Bengals’ position in the playoffs was all but set at that point; Burfict had played with typical dirty aplomb throughout that game; imagine how he’d likely play…

Or the defense. Or the special teams. Or ten of the offensive starters.

I’m not a particular fan of the Minnesota Vikings, being something of an expatriate fan of the Green Bay Packers at least in my working days, but I hope that having accepted a colleague’s invitation to the Vikings’ home opener at US Bank Stadium in 2016 means I will see Walsh run out of the tunnel as a teammate of the…

So, Frankfort? My God, I wish I could find a way to live in that corner of the country.

Damned if every memory I have of how insanely fun Griffey made major league baseball for me again after I’d largely lost interest in the game didn’t come flooding back with this news. Good on Junior.