Vodka is a tricky one - I’ve heard of Imperia and Elite, yet most professional bartenders I encounter have never recommended these to me when I want a double on the rocks. So, with Vodka, do the commonly-accepted ‘shelf’ brands vary geographically in the States?

If that territory across the river is our best beer state, then how do you account for every Erik and Heidi Johnson I know asking me to stop at our beer stores and get them all cases of Spotted Cow?

I’d love a German Wagon, but even the occasional Audi A6 just doesn’t have the headroom for a driver over about 6’2”. Sigh.

Wow. It being Summer, you’d think it would be some guy from the ATL taking a GSW to the head.

‘Greatest of all time’

I love my IT guys and I can never understand why they get such a hard time from people at the office. I mean, they’re essentially overhead - but if they don’t do their jobs, we can’t do our jobs, and then nobody gets paid.

Dammit all...hot morning joe at light speed through my nostrils.

Fuck Wisconsin, eh? Well, that’s fair enough, until you actually go by this farm outside Beaver Dam and realize that the enclosures she has for the mature, not-brain-damaged giant kangaroos would be easily breachable by a wild animal that can jump 25 feet across a gorge in the wilds of its homeland.

Roid-ape calves.

Good list, except for any mention of Muppets rekindles my childhood nightmares of tiny-head Big Bird (fucking scary) and Oscar the Grouch when his fur was orange.

You’d have to have ENORMOUS hands to get Home Depot’s $12.98 deal on those (otherwise awesome) Mechanix covert gloves. The deal is only on the largest size.

You’d have to have ENORMOUS hands to get Home Depot’s $12.98 deal on those (otherwise awesome) Mechanix covert…

Glorious! You must not have children and live anywhere near a major city!

Huge, weird Mad Men fan and insurance agent neighbor reminded me earlier this week that more people die the first week of JANUARY than any other period during the year.

So, mayweather is the douchenugget in the red hat?

I’ll cover this.

Proving once again that literally everything Michigan’s athletic programs ever barfed out ( except Charles Woodson) is shit. Way to keep yourselves relevant, chumps.

These goddamn millenials and their Belgian waffles...I have a waffle iron that’s older than I am (it was my Granddad’s) and it makes the best waffles of all time.

These goddamn millenials and their Belgian waffles...I have a waffle iron that’s older than I am (it was my…

I’m just young enough to have spent a few fleeting years with the very last of our city’s Roger Sterling types. I could have sex with an intern on the conference room table during a pitch and it wouldn’t even come close to some of the stuff those guys pulled in the 1960s.

I think you meant $30 for a litre of Cointreau. Minor detail, but $30 for a full bottle of the orange nectar of the Gods is not too shabby unless you’re drinking it straight.

So many years and so much (modest) career success, and it still amazes me the number of sales jobs that are positioned as marketing jobs to candidates. In my business, the candidates who point-blank ask the question, “Is this a sales job?” when interviewed for marketing associate jobs of any seniority level invariably…